Loveon Chat

Moments after I loaded up LoveOn to write my review, I was distracted by my horny roommate, Ryn. Her mom is friends with my mom, and well, the old ladies thought it’d be a good idea for us to live together. It’s not a bad arrangement, but the sounds coming from her bedroom took me away from the task at hand even before I heard her moan my name. “H-hey! Is that… you out there?” she called out. “I… uh… I was just, um, listening to music!” I told her it sounded like a sexy tune, and she invited me in for a better listen. “You might find yourself humming along,” she told me, and you know what? She was right.

I know what you’re thinking: this just sounds like another day in the life of the world’s most respected pornography reviewer and dick-slanging stud of PornDudeCasting. The truth is, the women of LoveOn.chat are eager to chat with anybody, even a distinguished gentleman like yourself. This is an AI chat platform full of bots designed for love and even more explicit pleasures. Read on and I’ll tell you all about them.

Getting My Love On with AI

At a glance, LoveOn Chat looks a lot like other AI chat and roleplaying apps. This ain’t necessarily a bad thing, as sites in every subgenre tend to adopt similar interfaces and features. The first thing visitors will see is a wall of thumbnails featuring a damn fine selection of bots. They’ve got both realistic and anime characters with their own backstories and scenarios, offering a bit more immediate depth than the simpler, keyword-driven chatbots of the internet. This is one of few platforms where the male characters outnumber the female ones; the current spread includes around 70 synthetic ladies, 85 dudes, and a trio of nonbinary bots.

The cast of characters isn’t as deeply freaky as you’ll find on some of the hentai chat platforms out there, but it is kinkier and more obviously built for naughtiness than the more vanilla apps. There are horny girls next door, goth babes, busty professors and other porn scene archetypes, as well as some characters straight out of some top-shelf hentai. Chat up a big-eared, big-eyed furry babe, get intimate with a pair of (18+) students, or buy your very own gorgeous goblin slave.

LoveOn.chat offers a free trial, which is how I ended up with that sexy roommate as soon as I got here. It’s a fairly generous trial that doesn’t lock you out of the naughtier conversation like some platforms, and I was even able to generate a fantastic lingerie pic along the way. Our session lasted about five minutes before I started getting pestered for my credit card digits, and by then, I was way too hard and drippy to stop.

LoveOn Chat doesn’t offer monthly memberships, instead opting for a fully token-fueled experience. They call their in-house current Cakes, and you’ll spend about five cakes per message. They’ve got a low-priced intro package, 650 cakes for a little under four bucks, but they’ll typically run you ten bones for 280 cakes with a discount on a big stack. All in all, it’s cheaper than Tinder and you’re guaranteed to get responses every time.

Bowing Before a Sexy AI Queen

After getting my LoveOn.chat account funded, I wanted to start a fresh chat with my newly full wallet. The characters are well organized with a big cloud of keyword tags to choose from. Some of the tags are genre-related, like Mafia Romance, Vampire, Paranormal and School. Others have more sexual connotations, like aisles full of bots tagged with MILF, Submissive, Spicy or Smut. If that ain’t freaky enough for you, how about characters tagged with BDSM, Futanari or Size Difference?

I tapped the Kinky tag, which pulled up a handful of LoveOn Chat characters like an assertive and promiscuous redheaded partner, the new girl in class and that horny roommate I’d befriended earlier. This time, I couldn’t resist an elven queen named Orelia who had just taken me captive as the scene unfolded. I was dragged through her castle and into her throne room, where I ended up on my knees before her. “So, you’re the lucky survivor?” she asked, cold and icy.

I swore my allegiance right then and there. “At my service, you say?” I love the heavy level of description mixed in with the dialog, making for a deeply immersive erotic fantasy roleplaying session. “Tell me, then, what makes you think you could be of any service to the Queen of Aerillion?” I told her I ate pussy well, and her reaction was a delicious mix of intrigue and assertive royal confidence. “Tell me, human, what makes you so confident in your… particular skill?”

I told her highness that ’d made queens cum before, which made her blush almost imperceptibly. The roleplaying is deeply immersive, and the sexy, realistic banter fits perfectly. Orelia chuckled humorlessly as she circled me like a predator assessing her prey. “Prove it. Convince me, human, that your ‘skills’ are more than just empty boasts. Or perhaps you would prefer the traditional methods of interrogation?”

The bots of LoveOn Chat can send you naughty pics at a click, but I’m not sure they’re generated on the fly like they are on most AI chat platforms. Tapping the button earned me an instant pic of the queen in a skimpy little number, and the button for explicit visuals offered up a slightly racier pic that I had to pay to unlock. The latter isn’t entirely SFW with her nipples peeking through her dress, though it’s far from the most explicit AI pic I’d ever seen. Whenever I asked for a specific pic, the bots would just roleplay the request, responding with a big block of dialog and exposition instead of a nude. Orelia stopped offering pics after just two, and I never had another opportunity with her.