PornHoarder

Are you a Porn Hoarder? Hey, you certainly aren’t alone because I just had to rent another storage unit to keep all the homebrew smut that my lawyers haven’t let me release over at PornDudeCasting. Pretty much every pervert keeps their own personal stash, though, in this day and age, it isn’t totally necessary to keep an offline library of porn under your mattress or on your hard drive. Sites like the one I’m about to review arguably do a better job hoarding those dirty movies than your average Joe Blow porn collector with a folder full of lesbian movies on his desktop. As you follow along at home, ask yourself, can your home library of fuck flicks really compare to a site pulling a million visitors a month?

The size and scope of PornHoarder.tv is itself an impressive thing. According to the text at the top of their front page, they’re “Hoarding porn videos from across the web,” and that you can “Watch millions of free adult videos in one place.”That’s a pretty fucking bold claim for a joint that’s only about a year old. So they’re either hard at work building that mountain of obscenity, or they’re a bunch of liars. There’s only one real way to find out for sure, which is why I just downed a handful of Viagra, and I’m lubing up the ol’ Fleshlight. Let’s see what these pervs have to offer.

Hoarding Porn with Porn Hoarder

There’s something oddly clean about the PornHoarder presentation. Maybe it’s the white background, the simple logo, or the wide search bar across the top of the page, giving it something of a search engine vibe as opposed to the usual tube feel. With my adblocker running, I don’t see any spam out front. Scrolling down, it’s all round-cornered thumbnails of pretty girls fucking, sucking, and showing off those beautiful smiles.

I’ve been seeing a lot of social media porn tubes lately where the thumbnails are all solo girls in cosplay, twerking, or doing ASMR dirty whisper sessions. PornHoarder harkens back to the porn tubes of like three years ago before OnlyFans(copyright) blew up and changed the whole internet porn landscape. The preview pics here mainly show hardcore action, beautiful women interacting with ding-dong in a variety of traditional porno locales like mansions, sparkly clean luxury hotel rooms, and the back seats of vans equipped for mobile humping.

Even without leaving the front page, it’s obvious they’re fucking with all kinds of dirty movies, mostly hardcore. The newest batch of uploads, added literally within the last twenty minutes, include POV blowjobs, creampies, Asian porno, and sneaky anal. There are a handful of recent OnlyFans content, again mostly dick-in-hole hardcore vids, but a few solo vids like an elf-eared babe masturbating and a JOI movie with three pornstars.

A quick trip to the PornHoarder.tv Categories page spells out the diversity in even more precise terms, with photos illustrating each subgenre of pornography. They’ve got all the major niches like Blonde, Black, and Blowjob; Big Ass, Big Dick, and Big Tits. It gets kinkier, of course, with big sections devoted to BDSM, Bukkake, Fisting, and Hentai. There’s even a Piss category if you like your showers golden, as did the former president of the USA.