PornHits

How do you define Porn Hits? Porn’s a really subjective thing, and I already know the freaks and weeaboos are mentally answering that question with pregnant alien chicks, furry fox sluts and tentacles groping boobies. Well, I have bad news for the fetishists, because this website features a more traditional type of Porn Hit. To sum it up in a sentence, this free tube specializes in full-length flicks samples, meaning you can settle in for a nice, long fap, or at least until the Starbucks baristas call the police.

PornHits.com is a newer tube, popping up less than a year ago in the midst of a global pandemic. It was arguably a good moment to start a porn site, and their traffic stats seem to confirm that. With so many people still stuck at home, these guys provide ample opportunity to crank it to gorgeous porn sluts while your boss thinks you’re working on spreadsheets. They’re getting over 3,000 visits a day and that graph’s still going up, so I’m going to lube up and see what the hubbub is all about.

Big-Name Sluts Getting Big-Dick Pounded

At first glance, PornHits looked pretty much like any other free tube. They’ve got the wall-of-thumbnails layout, a pink and white logo and overall clean vibe. With my adblocker running, I don’t see any spam at all. So far, so good.

One of the very first things I noticed when I looked a little closer were all the high-end pornstars plying their trade all over the page. Redhead Penny Pax and MILF Alura Jenson are in the top row, fucking in a classroom and having an interracial threesome, respectively. Cory Chase, Joanna Angel, Carmen Caliente and Abigail Mac all-star in movies featured in the site’s newest additions. Their Pornstars section is a picture menu of video whores that goes on for 76 pages already, and the site’s still pretty young.

I usually poke around a bit before I watch a video when I’m reviewing porn sites, because otherwise there’s a good chance I’ll get distracted. When I noticed a thumbnail of Abella Danger getting boned, I decided to make a little exception. She’s been a favorite of mine for a while now, and well, I haven’t beaten off since eating my morning bowl of Viagra.

One of the things that catches my eye, besides Abella’s pretty face and perfect round ass, is the movie length. It’s a 40-minute flick, which ain’t at all uncommon on PornHits. Most of their pornos run between 30 and 40 minutes, with plenty clocking in at much longer. I guess that runs counter to my goal of getting back to work quickly, but sometimes you’ve got to treat yourself.