PornGo

Porn Go! I made a list of the worst things in the world recently, and it had some real doozies. It sucks when you stub your toe, or when the hooker you hire turns out to have a cock. I hate when I’m jerking it and I run out of lube, as well as the sinking sensation you feel when the police show up at the library before you finish masturbating. War, slavery and murder are pretty bad from what I understand, but number one on my list was not finding the right porn when you’re lubed up and in the mood for a good wank.

Enter PornGo. Somebody bought the PornGo.com domain more than 15 years ago, but their current incarnation didn’t hit the Internet till July 2019. That’s a brand, spanking new sex tube, but they’re pulling some decent traffic. The numbers are already over half a million per month, and the graph is pointing straight up. That means we’re getting in there on the ground floor, and I really hope it lives up to the hype.

HQ Porn on a Free Tube? No Shit?

You’ve seen a free porn tube before. If I have to tell you what a site like this looks like, it’s safe to assume you either escaped from a crazy cult or you’re just a sad elderly person whose grandson is showing you how to work the interwebs. Congratulations, old-timer. You’ve lived long enough to see ridiculous amounts of free porn delivered directly to your home instantly. The youth will never know how fucking bad you had it in the old days, what with the paper porn you had to walk 10 miles in the snow just to jerk off to.

A lot of free sex tubes have something that sets them apart, like a bunch of Black bitches or a focus on hardcore anal fisting. It’s pretty obvious right from the landing page what PornGo is all about: pornography.

The trending videos at the top of the screen are all full-length scenes samples, each running between 30 and 60 minutes. I see a lot of big names in the business right away, like Mia Khalifa, Abella Danger, Karla Kush and Jane Wilde.

Not only are the starlets big, but so are the studios I see here. PornGo’s front page features full-length material samples from Brazzers, BangBros, Reality Kings and Mofos (might flag for copyright). Most free tubes have short samples from the big guys, but PornGo hooks you up with the full movies samples.

The header is full of links like Blacked, NaughtyAmerica, FakeHub and Tushy, but they don’t actually link to the sites they name. Instead, PornGo has a thick collection of premium movies samples from each site filed away for your free masturbatory entertainment. Not a bad deal for you cheapskates jacking off on the local fastfood Wi-Fi.

The View All link will send you to a full list of the paysites PornGo has on the menu. It’s a way bigger list than I expected, with drop-down menus for Niche, Sites, and Networks. Each menu has dozens of items to choose from, with checkboxes so you can view as many as you want at one time. It’s a pretty fucking nice setup for anybody looking to browse their favorite paysites on the cheap, or more accurately, on the free.

Did I Just Win the Porno Lottery?

Most of these guys charge 30 bucks a month for access to their paysites or networks, so it’s awesome to see PornGo making a deal with these companies, so we can see it for free with the displeasure of seeing annoying ads. I understand movies about fucking a girl in the ass a lot more than I understand the logistics of charging for said video.