So you’ve jerked off to Hentaied a time or two, but are you are Hentaied Pro? Most folks are amateurs when it comes to masturbation, but then you’ve got the kind of super-wankers and superfans who tune in for every fresh bit of kinky smut with their dicks out and the tentacle-themed onaholes at the ready. If you’re familiar with the Hentaied brand, you know they’re putting out content that you’re just not going to find anywhere else on the internet, and certainly not within the unfulfilling confines of real life. Professional level around here includes a lot more than just your usual blowjobs and cowgirl rides.
Hentaied.Pro is a new network bundle from the freaky folks at Hentaied, with eight live-action hentai sites on one ticket. They launched their first paysite a few years ago and have been on a roll ever since, coming out with new spinoffs with the kinds of scenarios and outlandish sex acts that were once limited to Japanese cartoons and homemade doujinshi. Whether you’re an OG fan of their work or just discovering it for the first time, this new package offers the best of all worlds for much less than you would have paid before. Let’s take a closer look at what all’s included, and maybe make a big sticky mess while we’re at it.
Slime, Cum and Other Sticky Fluids
Even if you haven’t seen my review of Hentaied.com or its myriad offshoots, I have to assume you’ve at least seen some of the brand’s material by now. Even if their movies are too balls-out bizarre for you to jack off to, they’ve got a certain holy-shit factor that I’m sure has people clicking and sharing links out of sheer morbid curiosity. “Bro, have you seen this? They got fucking Valentina Nappi getting knocked up by tentacles and inflated by cum!”
Right from the start, their production values have been way higher than you might expect for a studio putting out some deep-niche fetish porn. Valentina ain’t the only familiar face on the roster, as they work with a nice mix of famous pornstars and rising starlets. Even before I’d left the front page of Hentaied Pro, I spotted Rae Lil Black, Blake Blossom, and Josephine Jacksons, not to mention a few PornDudeCasting couch visitors like Melody Marks and Chloe Temple.
The row of featured Models out front caught my eye not just because of the talent, but because the presentation. Those look like AI portraits of the stars, which would be weird as hell on any other premium porn site. It’s weird here, too, but it’s the right kind of weird, adding to the otherworldly quality of the whole show. We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.
As of this writing, the Hentaied.Pro lineup consists of Futanari XXX, Parasited, Freeze, Plants vs Cunts, Cumflation, Vored, Voodooed and the original Hentaied.com that kicked off this whole thing. (Check out my reviews here at ThePornDude if you want some more insight!) Speaking as a dude who literally has taken his masturbation to the professional level, I can tell you that most successful porn networks keep expanding over time. The Hentaied network has grown quite a bit in the last few years, so it’s a pretty safe bet that Hentaied Pro will, too.
The Best Deal You’ll Find on Live-Action Hentai
Hentaied.Pro might be some of the most cutting-edge porn I’ve seen in years, maybe even more than all the VR stuff coming out. After all, we all expected immersive 3D fuck flicks at some point, but did you think you’d ever see live-action time-freezing porn, big-budget parasite sex films, professionally shot alien impregnation erotica or plant monster lesbian squirt fests starring chicks like Amirah Adara and Veronica Leal?
Despite the shockingly modern format, Hentaied Pro keeps it old school with the tour page. Specifically, I’m talking about all the free video trailers out front. They’re shorter than your average paysite samples, typically clocking in at under 30 seconds, but give you a solid taste of the high productions values and all the alien fluids flying from every orifice.
The Hentaied sites have always surprised me with their pricing. In case you’ve missed my work at PornDudeCasting, I’m a dirty movie producer myself, so I can tell that more time, effort and money go into making these real-life hentai vids than shooting a straightforward reality porno. Still, the individual Hentaied joints don’t cost more than a typical paysite each. Likewise, Hentaied.Pro is a killer deal at $60 a month, or around the cost of two vanilla paysites.
I’ve been a fan of the whole Hentaied brand since they launched their first site, but I was worried they wouldn’t find enough of an audience to keep putting out such high-quality live-action hentai. Turns out, my fears were unfounded, because they’re fucking crushing it. As of this writing, there are just over 500 movies across Hentaied Pro.
If you’re most interested in a particular site, check out the relevant section and see how many vids are available. They’re not putting out equal volumes of content for each imprint, and I’m sure they’re weighing factors like demographic size and budgetary concerns. For example, there are over a hundred movies each from Parasited and Futanari, but only ten Vored films and seven Cumflation flicks.
It’s worth mentioning here that there is Video On Demand available. Those of you who aren’t ready to pull the trigger on the full membership or even one of the individual joints can buy some VOD to test the waters. Movies are kind of pricey, so you’re better off with a subscription if you want more than a couple, but it’s the only way you’re going to get downloads around here. Unfortunately, the mp4s ain’t included with the entry fee.
One of my consistent nitpicks about the Hentaied network is that they don’t have the kind of consistent release schedules I like to see from premium porn sites. Weekly drops are the industry standard, but they ain’t necessarily a given with these guys. It makes sense, though, given those production values I keep mentioning. Hell, most of us smut peddlers don’t have to worry about special effects at all, to say nothing of trying to make a plant tendril cumshot look real.
That said, the tour page of Hentaied.pro calls it “The ultimate subscription to a weekly stream of premium award-winning fetish films.” Having access to the whole network makes the update situation a whole hell of a lot better. Considering the company has only been around for a few years and already has over 500 movies, I think it’s safe to expect at least one new live hentai porno every week.
Let’s Get Freaky and Fappy
It’s hard enough deciding where to begin my fap test on your typical vanilla porn paysite. With Hentaied Pro, it’s even harder. While they’ve maintained the same high quality and some consistent hentai vibes throughout the catalog, there’s such a weird, wild, and wonderful variety of hardcore sex and fetishism going on here. A lot of the included sites feel pretty different from each other.
Would it be the big-titied dick-girls of Futanari XXX, the overfilled beauties of cumflation, or the mind-controlled bimbos of Freeze and Voodooed? Plants vs Cunts and Parasited offer some of the most popular and monstrous themes of the original Hentaied, which also has nearly 200 films in assorted flavors under its banner.
I feel like the vore fetish is a little underrepresented in the world of porno, so I decided to check out the relatively slim selection of Vored. A red-tinted lesbian romp caught my attention, with Kelly Collins swallowing up Nancy Ace in a way you’d never expect over at Brazzers. The intro plays out like a well-polished bit of lesbian erotica, but the segue to the porn part feels more like a horror movie.
When the crimson-hued lights come on, the boobies come out. A sci-fi soundtrack helps further blast the scene into the farthest reaches of the galaxy as the girls eat each other out and scissor, Kelly’s voice becoming deeper and more extraterrestrial by the moment. I don’t mean to spoil it, but the brand name gives it away, anyway: at the end, Kelly eats Nancy’s whole gorgeous body with her vagina. “You’re gonna stay inside me forever!”
Hentaied.Pro is a dead-simple recommendation for anybody who’s enjoyed the live-action hentai movies the company puts out and would love access to the whole stash for a lot less than the full price. Even if this is your first time hearing about these guys, it’s blindingly apparent that they’re hawking a highly refined product, and you’ve just hit the motherlode. The women are gorgeous, the scenarios are straight out of the kinkiest sex anime, and the production values are stellar. Don’t miss this if you love hentai!
