Futa3DX has the kind of name where you either know exactly what you’re going to get, or you’re just absolutely confused by this seemingly nonsensical combination of letters and numbers. I think it really boils down to whether or not you’ve ever fallen down the hentai rabbit hole of the internet, since pretty girls with dicks usually go by a variety of different names outside of the niche. If you know what a futanari is, I guess we’re in the same exclusive club. Greetings, fellow pervert!
Just in case you’re new to the genre, I’ll spell it out in plainer words: Futa3DX.com is a premium site hawking high-quality 3D porn and comics starring gorgeous chicks with enormous dicks. They’ve been around for almost exactly a year at the time of this writing, and it looks like they’ve built up a more than respectable fanbase. Hundreds of thousands of cock-loving straight weebs are stopping by every month for a peek, and today your old pal ThePornDude is among them. Hopefully they don’t give me an inferiority complex over my human-sized big dong.
Well-Endowed Dick-Girls by the Bundle
As I mentioned in the opening, I had a pretty good idea of what to expect from Futa3DX as soon I saw the name. What I didn’t know until I clicked through was what kind of 3D dick-girl content I’d be watching today. If you’re a fan of the genre, I’m sure you’ve shaken your dick at your fair share of free animations in the genre. The free stuff constitutes the bulk of this content, and while I love it as much as the next guy, you can often tell it’s homemade. The scenes are typically very short, but not without their own low-fi charm.
As soon as I pulled up the front page here, it was obvious I was looking at something else. Futa3DX.com has all the trappings of a premium joint, from the polished layout to the auto-playing montage at the top of the screen. More importantly, though, the quality of the content is noticeably much higher than you find on the free sites. It ain’t quite Pixar level, but everything is gorgeous, from the character models to the 3D sets to the explicit animations of fucking, sucking, and other adult activities.
3D futanari cartoons are arguably a pretty deep niche already, but I’m impressed by the range of freakiness going on at Futa3DX. The content here is produced by almost 20 different creators, each with their own different styles and sexual interests. I hadn’t even left the front page before I saw interracial futa tit wanks, group-sex footjobs, hardcore ass banging, and even some interspecies tomfoolery with a couple green-skinned goblin chicks going to town on a Laura Croft stand-in. Who needs to raid tombs when you can plunder wombs?
Side note: I’ve been doing my damnedest lately not to use terms like shemale or tranny when I’m reviewing trans porn content, even though a lot of fans are still typing those words into search engines, and they’re how a lot of sites are still billing their material. Futanari, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to have the same negative connotations; your angry uncle ain’t ranting about futas or dick-girls over Christmas dinner. I hope this remains the case, but culture can be a weird, unpredictable thing. Let’s all keep our fingers crossed and our dicks hard.
Futa Freebies and Tickets for the Full Show
I’ve gotten so used to paysites ditching the freebies that I often hold my breath when I click any “play” button on any tour page. Half the time, you just end up on the signup page without getting so much as a peek. Futa3DX didn’t disappoint me with that bait and switch bullshit, though. They got plenty of free video previews out front, enough that I know some of you cheapskates out there are just going to beat off to the samples before heading to Costco for free lunch served in tiny plastic cups.
If you need something a little more substantial, it’s just a click away. Standard memberships at Futa3DX.com cost the same thirty bucks as most live-action adult paysites, including my own PornDudeCasting. That’s the all-inclusive plan with streaming and downloading, but you can score a pretty killer deal if you don’t plan on saving anything. Streaming-only memberships are cheap as fuck at just ten bones a month. The yearly rate is even cheaper and adds the downloads back in.
As I was lingering on the signup page to scope out the prices, I got an even better offer from the Futa 3DX chat bot. You can get up to 50% off the regular rates from the automated system, so I recommend taking your sweet-ass time while you’re deciding which plan to spring for. It could save you a pretty penny.
Be careful when you’re signing up, because they tried to automatically opt me into a recurring membership for another paysite. This is a major pet peeve of mine so I’m always on the lookout, but the fine print and the checkbox are small enough to go unnoticed until you look at your credit card bill. Goddamn, I hate that shit!
By the numbers, I’d still say the membership is worth it even at regular price. The current Futa3DX stash contains 58 3D videos and 58 comics. The digits are so even I was worried they were repurposing content, but it looks like it’s just a coincidence; the animations and comics offer different futanari storylines and characters getting their freak on.
Updates are a little bit sporadic, though you typically get at least a couple fresh pieces of Futa 3DX porn every week. They’ve been dropping a new comic every seven days lately, but the vid releases seem a little more random. Sometimes you’ll get two fresh movies on successive days, other times you might wait a couple weeks. Over the course of a month, though, it should even out. The bang per buck ratio is solid.
Donating Sperm with Futa 3DX
Remember that interracial futa titjob I mentioned earlier? I’ve had a boner ever since I saw the thumbnail in my first few minutes at Futa3DX.com, so the movie seemed like the perfect place to begin my official fap test once I got inside the member’s area. At 15 minutes, it ain’t the longest Futa3DX flick on the menu, but it’s much longer than the seconds-long clips you often have to settle for on the free sites.
The video opens with some upbeat music as the opening credits slide by, and then we’re transported to the waiting room of a really fancy looking doctor’s office. “Miss? Are you ready for your appointment?” the big-titted nurse asks. It quickly becomes clear our heroine is there to make a deposit of sperm, but she insists the little vial ain’t going to be big enough. Once she whips out her giant dick, the audience knows she was probably right.
Those free futa scenes I mentioned are usually just a few moments of fucking without any setup, so I appreciate how this movie has the full porno treatment. The voice acting and sound effects are solid; when the nurse is stroking that huge cock, we hear sexy little moans and the squishy sound of a well-lubed dong being jerked. “I may need more than just a helping hand,” says the blonde chick, at which point the nurse starts using her mouth.
If sperm banks were really this much fun, I’d be donating my spunk a lot more often. The local place doesn’t even have magazines or videos anymore, expecting visitors to just whack off to their phones. Fortunately, you can always pull up a site like Futa 3DX, which will help you bust a big, fertile nut into the sample container.
Futa3DX.com is one of the better options out there for dick-girl fans looking for premium 3D hentai. The production values are on par with what you expect for a paysite, with a fat library, updates all month long, and a nice range of high-quality futanari content. This one’s got plenty of free previews available, so I recommend taking a peek and seeing how your boner feels after a few minutes. I think you’ll know exactly whether or not it’s worth the entry fee.
