Scrolller is one of my favorite porn sites in general. No matter what you are into, you will find a great selection here. The name Scrolller says it all. They make it extremely easy to scroll through pics and videos. The amount of porn one can absorb on Scrolller in a short time is incredible. Often, I’ll lose a whole week to Scrolller before I notice it happened.
The Cogs and Pulleys of Cock Pulling
At the top of the site is a small menu with the options Photos, Videos, and notifications. The main menu is a drop-down off to the left with the options Home, Favorites, Following, Leaderboard, Search, Install app, Categories, Community, About, and Support us get premium.
The main website is already so convenient that I can’t believe they bothered with a mobile app. Never has watching porn during a funeral been a better idea. The community on Scrolller is tight, and they constantly share links, gifs, and pics. You’ll find as much porn by talking to folks on the site as you will on the site itself.
Down the center are thumbnails. Every time you reload the page, the content mixes up again. You can switch to pure video or photos but start with a mix. The best way to take advantage of Scrolller’s resources is to expand the first pic and use the arrows on your keyboard to move back and forth. It’s that scrolling method that makes watching porn here the treat it is.
All content on Scrolller can be downloaded to your computer or external hard drive. I know my readers like to maintain a hard copy collection just in case society collapses or world war three starts. You can also check the source of any content you come upon. Much of it makes its way over from Reddit.
After building an account on Scrolller, you can add content to your favorites folder and have it double-saved. My porn collection can never be too safe.
Scrolllers’ video and picture quality are through the roof, especially considering the amount of amateur content it carries. Whoever is curating this shit has an eye for detail. Some of the pictures they carry I’ve seen on other sites, but in lower quality. They either have talented porn hunters or great graphic artists.
Scrolller truly is one of my favorite porn sites. You can’t beat the speed with which you can shove porn down your gullet on Scrolller. By the time I’m done beating my meat, my brain has devolved into a tiny peanut. I can’t even remember my name for the rest of the day. The website is designed to be usable by even the most retarded of my readers.
Power Over Digital Pussy
However, today I’m here to look at the many 3D animated images that populate Scrolller. There are plenty. All you have to do is search for 3D porn, and you’ll be in a sea of digital pussy.
Why is it that men love looking at 3D animated porn on Scrolller? First off, animation offers complete control. You are no longer are you bound by morality or physics. If you want to stab a bitch in the belly and fuck open her kidneys in zero gravity, it can be done.
Or perhaps you’d rather see a young naked woman crawl from the asshole of a rhino-like some sort of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls porn parody. Once again, I could go for that.
Are we even getting freaky yet? Have you ever seen a man fill a midgets asshole with bouncy balls before fucking its O-ring until they stop falling out? It’s called “the living gumball machine,” and it’s objectively a good time.
Let’s keep scrolling and see what else we find. I see some 69 titty-sucking, but who gives a fuck? I can watch real bitches suck each other’s nipples. If I’m watching animated porn, it needs to depict shit that is impossible for a real bitch.
The next picture is a bit better. It depicts three bitches getting their faces crushed by bare feet. Including some feet that definitely are not human. Personally, I hope to make it through the rest of my life without sucking on smurf-colored toes. Perhaps in the next life.
Veggie Tails
Expect to see a lot of oversized fruit and veggies getting fucked. I don’t only mean cartoon humans sitting on cucumbers. I also mean the cast of Veggie Tales having an orgy. It’s the most nutritious gang bang I’ve ever seen.
That takes us to the bitch from “Little Mermaid.” It’s difficult to work out precisely what is happening to this poor slut, but I’ll try my best. She appears to have been swimming along the ocean floor when several water vines grabbed her by the wrists and ankles.
As she struggled to get free, more vines popped up and sprayed water directly up her cooter and asshole. Based on her facial expression, I can’t quite tell if it hurts or feels good. Either way, I don’t think it’s stopping anytime soon.
Quick warning: expect to see lots of chicks with dicks. They won’t be average dicks, either. They will be dicks twice as thick as your leg and four times as long. I’m talking about dicks that could blot out the noonday sun. You’ll never look at your own dick the same way again.
I’m sure many of you guys would love to have some caged-up pussy. That’s because you wish to control what you do not understand yet still desire.
I imagine the artist of the picture I’m looking at now is a virgin. One of those fedora-wearing “M’lady” incel-type virgins. It depicts the lower half of a woman’s body protruding through the food slot of a jail cell. Her legs are chained up high, exposing her vagina. Finally, there is cum oozing out her pussy and tally marks carved into her thigh. I think we all know what that means.
Something tells me that even in this scenario, my readers would find a way to fuck it up and still not get laid. Your capacity for sexual failure is limitless.
Royal Ogre Rape
Another common theme you’ll find on Scrolller is royal ogre rape. Sometimes kings and queens need to punish their subjects, and what better way than ogre rape? Plus, if you don’t keep the ogres stated, they’ll try to fuck the peasants. Only a steady stream of prisoner pussy keep the beasts at bay. Life was tough back in the days of kings and castles.
That’s not to say shit doesn’t get wild in futuristic old-west towns, also. The last thing you want to do is commit a crime in such a city. From what I can tell, if the picture I’m looking at is accurate, punishments are exclusively cruel and unusual.
How would you like to be hung by tits? It’s amazing how resilient human flesh can be. I’d think those honkers would rip right off, but I guess not. At least not in the world of animation.
Computer graphics technology has come a long way in the last twenty years. However, something still remains outside of their grasp: cum. It’s tough to animate cum correctly. It’s so thick, yet runny, like a non-Newtonian fluid. Plus, the color is off-white and opaque. It makes for a real design challenge.
Some folks put more effort in than others. Some say fuck it and treat cum like lotion. They animate it with a bright white color and let it maintain shape after landing. Others attempt to be a bit more realistic. However, neither achieves his goal.
Artists may have not mastered the creation of realistic cum, but it doesn’t stop them from drawing inaccurate cum in massive volumes. I’m talking about gallons of cum per load. It would take me fifteen minutes to cum all that sperm, assuming it’s flying out at piss speeds.
Scrolller content is top-notch. You will love the blend of amateur and pro shit. No matter which you’re looking at, the image quality will always be sharp. Don’t forget to download and favorite the best content you come across. I wouldn’t want you to lose that one romantic ogre rape pic you love. You can even check the source of any piece of content to find similar shit. What more could a man want out of a porn site?
There isn’t much I can see being improved on Scrolller. Adding extra bells and whistles would only serve to take away from its best quality: simplicity. My only advice is to keep going, not muddy the waters, and maintain the mobile app. If they can accomplish that, the sky is the limit.
Cancel all your plans and settle for a long night of porn-watching on Scrolller.
