I pride myself on keeping my finger on the pulse of porn. Nothing in this world sneaks up on me. I can sense trends coming from a mile away. For instance, I could feel that the fappening would go down three months before it did. The big jiggly ass craze of ten years ago? I called it. Virtual reality porn? I knew it was coming years in advance. This is what I do, and I see everything.
That’s except for a tiny mishap, the shocking popularity of taboo porn. It started with stepbrothers and sisters, which I did predict happening. The definition of family was in flux, and more and more step-siblings were living with each other. When you put two horny (18+)teenagers with no blood relation together in the same house, fucking is bound to happen. Those urges tend to temper once you shower after your sister took a fat nasty dump.
The stepfather and stepmother stuff is a bit more disturbing but still in the realm of predictability. I personally don’t know any stepmothers who are fuckable, and stepfathers universally look like shit, so I give it a three for realism. The truth is I’m more disturbed than with the stepsister and stepbrother shit, but it’s okay.
What I didn’t see coming was that, for many people, the whole step bullshit was a guise for actually wanting to fuck blood relatives. This is where you disgusting motherfuckers lose me. I’ve known my parents my entire life, and at no point were they ever fuckable. I’m not even sure how they managed to fuck each other. It must have been fucking disgusting.
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And my stepsister? Well, it might be worse than fucking my StepMom or stepdad because she looks like both of them. It’s like by fucking my stepsister; I’m actually having an orgy with my whole stepfamily. In my brain, my stepsister is still a virgin. I’m not the only person in the world that finds her unfuckable. In fact, most of the planet would, except for you guys. You’re all so horny you would fuck a wet pile of moth cocoons.
Let’s not forget stepaunties, or as they call them in India, bhabhi, which can also stand for sister-in-law. At least there’s a tiny generational gap there. I never thought I’d have to make such a discrepancy. StepUncle and stepaunt fucking is usually reserved for royalty. Perhaps that is the real fantasy being lived out; the Hapsburg fantasy.
To any stepdads out there watching stepdaughter porn, you better be careful. It doesn’t matter what precautions you take; eventually, your stepdaughter will bust you masturbating. I’m you have done it to your dad without even trying. You think you’re being careful, but once you start stroking your dick, situational awareness plummets to an eighth of what it once was.
It’s one thing for you to come downstairs and find out that your pops likes fat bitches. But it’s a whole other thing to bust your stepdad masturbating and find out he wants to fuck you. Of course the first thing that bitch will do is run to her stepMom, your wife, and fill her in on your extracurricular activities. What do you think her reaction is going to be? I guarantee it won’t be, “well, maybe we should all have a threesome.”
This also goes for any step sons watching stepmother porn. In this case, the StepMom isn’t likely to tell your pops. She will be too embarrassed for the both of you to do so. But regardless, your life is ruined for the rest of the time you live there. You will never be able to look your stepmom in the face again. That’s until they get a divorce, and you step back into her life dick first. Hopefully, they break up before she leaves her prime, and you have to settle for sloppy seconds. Call me crazy, but you should make her douche all your dads cum out before you dive in also.
Well, I may not understand it and be horrified by the prospect that I’m one of the last people on earth that doesn’t want to return my penis to my mother’s womb, but it’s where we are. The best I can hope to do is forget about it when I go to the grocery store. I hate to think I’m standing two feet away from a guy thinking about how awesome it was to suck his StepMom’s tits when he was a baby. I’d rather be standing next to Dick Cheney.
Despite my misgivings, I’m here to provide the people what they want, and if you want your dick down your StepMom’s throat, I’ll tell you where you can find it. Pornpics is a website with a wide range of topics covered, but their fake taboo content is excellent. Someone on admin must want his family reunion to be a stepfamily orgy, so he spent extra time finding the best taboo porn around. You don’t even need to click on a photo set to see it. The thumbnails themselves are fantastic. Each picture is in fifty-two thousand K ultra-mega-high-definition.
The Devil’s in the Details
I’m counting the pores on Eliza Ibarra’s labia as I type this. I could create a topographical map of her asshole wrinkles through her jeans. Not even tight jeans. I could still see them through some early two-thousands era Jnco bondage jeans. When she bends over, I can see what she had for breakfast for the last seven days. That donut and croissant combo seems to be gumming up the works.
Many photo-based porn sites skimp on the website design since all they have to be is a photo gallery. Well, Pornpics strives to be more than its competition, though. The website looks great and even comes with a night mode for those late marathon jerk-off sessions.
The main menu sits up top and contains the options Pics, Categories, Pornstars, Channels, Videos, Live cams, Meet and fuck, Naked show, Log in, Sign up, Random gallery, Night and day mode switch, and feedback. Both meet and fuck, and naked show are links to other sites.
I was blown away to find Pornpics is hosting their own live streams. That link is almost always a link to Bongacams or Chaturbate. There are videos on Pornpics, but pics are their primary focus. The video ate just as good, though, and don’t take a quality hit for not being the main squeeze.
The rest of the main page is taken up by thumbnails. There’s a content switch on the right to change the display from most popular to most recent. So when you find a good photo set for yourself, click on that bitch. The gallery viewer has all the same options displayed on the front page. Below the desired content is a list of related galleries.
Let’s check out a little of the content on Pornpics. They ran out of room to fit the title of “Curvaceous Stepmom Ryan Keely Having a Wicked FFM Threesome with a…” I’ll fill in the missing piece, “with a Some Dude.” Things start with this guy hanging out with the sexy stepdaughter, but soon StepMom makes an entrance and lets everyone know she is horny also. StepMom sees it as the perfect time to teach her stepdaughter some tips and tricks on properly handling a cock. Now that’s a good stepmom, right there. My StepMom would never do that for my stepsister, thank fucking God. It would be wasted on her ugly ass anyway.
If you’re going to fuck a step-sister anyways, you might as well make it step-sisters. That’s the logic of the gentleman in “Step sisters Melissa Moore and Riley Reid Share Dick in FFM Threesome.” To be fair, if my step sisters looked like Melissa Moore and Riley Reid, my tone on fake taboo might be completely different. Perhaps I can empathize just a little with you sick fucks.
When Melissa walks in on dude-eating Reids pussy, she’s horrified by what she sees. But it doesn’t take long for her to be hypnotized by the cock and decide to join in on the fun.
Pornpics has a grade A top-notch selection of fake taboo porn that will keep your penis coming back for more and more. By the time you log off, your cock will look like a rusty stub of its former self. Actually, this site might be the cure for fake taboo in some backward way. Once you see how unbelievably sexy these bitches are, your relatives will start to look like dog shit. They can’t compete with Kenzie Reeves or Cece Capella.
If I were to add anything to Pornpics, it would be a tag list. Categories are great, but I love having both categories and tags to choose from.
If you’re a sick fuck and want to fuck the pussy from whence you came, the fake taboo section of Pornpics is for you.
