I appreciate a joint like CartoonPorn, where they tell you exactly what kind of smut they’re peddling even before you click the link. Then again, the title does bring some questions to mind, at least if you’re a fan of perverted artwork. What kind of cartoon sex are they talked about, anyway? Could it be X-rated parodies of typically SFW cartoons, 3D dirty stories rendered with Blender, filthy hentai full of big-eyed bimbos, or Western-style comics about sucking, fucking and humping?
Raise your hand if you guessed “all of the above.” CartoonPorn.to takes an inclusive approach to illustrated pornography, building a library of hentai, porn comics, 3D porn, and animations, too. The domain’s only been around for a year or so, but with nearly a million visitors per month, they get more traffic than some of the longer-running hentai sites out there. Let’s dig in and find out what their secret to success is, shall we?
hWho’s Up for Some Cartoon Porn?
CartoonPorn has an understated front page, to say the least, as there ain’t even any of that titular cartoon porn anywhere to be seen. Most hentai and porn comic sites hit you with a wall of thumbnails and hentai covers as soon as you land, but the minimalist approach here reminds me more of a search engine like Google or Bing. There’s a search bar front and center, beneath a little blurb about how they’ve got all the best hentai, 3D porn and other goodies.
While there ain’t any pictures out front aside from a basic site logo, a stylized letter C, there is a small cloud of popular tags listed under that search bar. That’ll give you quick access to the 5117 comics tagged with Big Breasts, the 4,000-strong Sole Female category, 2764 items listed under Hentai and a Nakadashi section with over 2,000 entries. They’ve also got over 13,000 pieces tagged with Cartoon Porn, which makes a lot of sense given the name of the place.
In other words, it’s a fucking massive collection. The full stash currently includes nearly 22,000 bits of illustrated smut, which is almost enough to keep your mom satisfied. That ain’t bad at all for a site that’s only been around a year. Hell, I bet there are porn comic readers out there who didn’t even realize this much material even existed, but here’s a fat archive for you.
The collection is still growing rapidly, too. Based on the upload dates, I think CartoonPorn.to does batch uploads instead of a steady stream of fresh material. I’m writing this on a Monday afternoon and nothing has been added today, but they added a couple dozen pieces yesterday. Roughly speaking, I’d estimate they add hundreds of new porn cartoons and comics every week. Busy masturbators require busy porn pushers, and well, I think me and CartoonPorn are a match made in heaven.
What’s Your Freakiest Hentai Fetish?
One of the big appeals for any cartoon porn, adult comics or hentai site is just the sheer variety and potential freakiness of the collection. I like to switch it up when I’m banging famous sluts over on the PornDudeCasting couch, but there’s only so much you can do with live action, no matter what your budget it is. The limits just ain’t there with illustrated porno, both legally and logistically.
CartoonPorn.to has a wide, weird and wonderful variety of fap fodder. That little cloud of tags out front lists subgenres and sex acts like MILF, Group, Anal and Blowjob. Among the newest uploads, I quickly found material tagged with Dark Skin, Bunny Girl, Kemonomimi, Incest, Futanari, Interracial, Netorare and MMF Threesome.
There’s such a wide variety of material that most hentai sites have a somewhat ridiculous index of tags, often spanning thousands of entries and digging into the deepest of deep-niche fetishes. Weirdly, I couldn’t find such an index on CartoonPorn. That’s probably my biggest complaint about the overall presentation, because those menus can be a blast to browse. Even as a professional masturbator, I sometimes still find new kinks to try fapping to.
On the same note, I couldn’t find browsable menus of Artists or Series, either. On each cartoon page, they give you a breakdown of stats, facts and figures, like the Rating, Rank, Artist, Genres, Types, Series and Characters. They’re obviously keeping track of these items, but for whatever reason, they’ve opted against the usual indexes you find on other sites. It’s probably not going to be a dealbreaker for any of you masturbators, but as a professional, I like having multiple ways of perusing any pornography library.
These XXX Pics Won’t Stop Moving!
I got a tip that CartoonPorn.to has a growing number of custom animated porn comics in the stash. There ain’t a link to find them out front, but a search for “Animated” brought back over 2600 results, included a ton of X-rated parodies of comics and cartoons like Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Dragon Ball Z and My Hero Academia. Why settle for fap sessions to SFW reruns on TV when the internet has such pornographic gold to shake your dick at?
I decided to check out an animated Kim Possible parody called Surprise For Kim. According to the Cartoon Porn info page, this one features such elements as Big Breasts and Bondage, Femdom and Freckles, plus an FFM Threesome. In other words, it sounded like it’d be worthy of an afternoon fap.
Here’s where I ran into a little issue. Throughout my whole visit to CartoonPorn.to, my adblocker plugin has been fighting with the site’s high level of spam. That means some extra clicks as I close pop-unders, and some more extra clicks when things don’t immediately work as they’re supposed to. When I tried to read the Kim Possible comic, I wasn’t able to make the thing load before tweaking my plugin settings. Sadly, I had to allow some spam in before I could read the comic.
At least it was a good read. It opens with Shego in a much sexier outfit than she ever wore on the show, drawn in a sexier, more realistic style than on the show. The image has been animated with some arm wiggling and big-ass swaying as she greets Kim. “You know why you’re here, right?” she asks, boobies jiggling.
You ever look at hentai while tripping on acid or mushrooms? That’s what these animations remind me of. In fact, if I was on psychedelics, I’d probably be staring at them wondering if they’re actually moving, but the only drugs I’ve done today are Viagra, bong hits and a handful of weed gummies. It’s an interesting effect, the images pulsating and breathing. As far as fapworthiness, I think it’s a little hit or miss; I think the animation style works best for the dick-riding scenes, while some of the other moving pictures make me feel a little drunk and wobbly.
I did enjoy the animated Teen Titans parody I checked out, with a thick Raven whose huge boobs, ass and thighs keep moving the whole time. According to the caption, it was animated by CartoonPorn.to, so I’d really like to see all their custom animations gathered in one central location, accessible with a single click. If you’re going to make art, you may as well show it off! (For more tips on building and maintaining your own online porno empire, check out my other site, PornWebmasters!)
Nitpicks about the organization aside, my only real complaint about CartoonPorn is all the spam. It was bad enough before I turned my adblocker off, and a legit pain in the ass after that. At the same time, I don’t think it’s going to discourage many fans of the genre. Given the absolute wealth of porn cartoons, comics, and hentai, a little bit of spam seems like a small price to pay.
CartoonPorn.to is worth a look if you’re into perverted stories told through the medium of art, whether your preferred fap fodder is still images or the moving ones. The massive collection is going to be the biggest draw here, and I think it’s really going to appeal to illustrated porn fans who are tired of visiting multiple sites for each different adult cartoon format. These guys stock the shelves with a little bit of everything, and add some animations to some of the comics, too. If you can’t find anything to beat off to, well, you may want to see a doctor or a hooker about those crippling libido issues.
