Lewd Ninja! Getting sick of jerking off to real people? I’ll be honest – I wouldn’t know the feeling. That’s just the one thing I never get tired of seeing. Show me a hot piece of tail with a fine round ass and giant titties, and I’m happy as fuck. But I know not everybody swings that way. Maybe you can only get off to animated porn.
I hear that. That’s why I have a section devoted to hentai and the like on ThePornDude. But you already knew that. And that’s why you’re curious about jerking it on Lewd Ninja.
I’ll spoil it for you, though. Don’t come here if you are turned off by Rule34 pornography (I’ll get to that shit in a moment!). But if the thought of watching an endless buffet of Sonic the Hedgehog porn turns you on, the tube site has a little something in store for you. See what you can find and taste test the animated porn you have only dreamt about – find the perfect video that will drain those tiny mouse balls you’re sporting between your legs.
Huge variety of sexual animations
Saying that Lewd Ninja has an enormous number of animations for you to jerk off to is not exactly doing this site justice. That is like a dumb bro telling you that they like watching sports for the number of balls on the screen. Well, that doesn’t mean that they enjoy jerking off to other guys playing American football – like most NFL fans – it just says that there are balls in sports. Yeah, no fucking shit.
Likewise, it would be unfair for me to tell you that Lewd Ninja has a load of animations for you to browse and leave it at that. So allow the porn aficionado to break down each section of perverted animation one after the other. Before you know it, you are going to come away with the realization that Lewd Ninja really does have an insane amount of porn you can explore!
Lewd Ninja has a variety of animated porn, ranging from comics, games, Rule34 content, videos, and more. The entire Rule34 section alone could be a review in and of itself. I’m not trying to overstate things here, and you will see exactly what I’m talking about when you load this section.
One thing to note is that there is no dedicated hentai section. Being a website focusing on animated content, I found this a bit strange. With so much animated pornography, one would think that an entire section devoted to hentai would be in the proverbial cards. But, alas, I couldn’t find even one inkling of a hentai section on the fucking site.
Perhaps it can be added in the future. Or maybe Lewd Ninja believes that because they already have so much animated pornography, they can ultimately get away with not adding a hentai section altogether. My thought process could be correct, or I could just be spitballing here. But if that’s what Lewd Ninja believes, get a fucking reality check. A hentai section needs to be added into the mix sooner rather than later.
The bizarre Rule34 shit you love
Wait, Lewd Ninja has games, GIFs, comics, and fucking movies?! Goddamn, they have almost every base covered (except for hentai, as mentioned above). It’s an impressive mix of animated pornography, to say the least. I was impressed as hell, and I’m sure fans of animated porn will be thrilled as well.
But I would be doing you a fucking huge disservice if I failed to mention the insane amount of Rule34 content available on Lewd Ninja. And, no, it’s not the largest library of Rule34 out there. But if you are not at least laughing, cumming, or picking your dropped jaw off the floor, you are looking at this all wrong. Go from one page to the next, look at the videos that interest you (even if it’s just a bit), and you will come away feeling like you saw, well, something at least!
What kind of content am I fucking going on about? Oh, I don’t know. How about Michelangelo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sucking off Raphael. Yeah, that sounds hilarious enough. But it’s even better when you get to watch these well-made Rule34 videos – their quality will certainly blow you away. It is one thing to view Rule34 porn that you know is hilariously bad or just fucking bizarre, but it is an entirely different experience seeing fucked up Rule34 porn that is expertly created. Swiftly, the Rule34 porn becomes something else exclusively.
Look, my horny bros. This shit is fucking weird. I understand that some of you love cumming to Elsa riding Olof’s carrot nose, but when the production values are on par with the actual creators, it goes from being erotic and hilarious to mind-numbing and bizarre.
There is nothing wrong with that either! The content on the platform is like an interstate car crash that you cannot look away from. Sure, you know what you are seeing is disturbing. But you’ve never seen it before, and you cannot look away. That’s the same feeling I got watching two Ninja Turtles such each other off.
Besides, that’s not the only kind of content you will find here. Far fucking from it! I also noticed two Spartans from Halo fucking one another in uniform.
Odd, but not of the same caliber as Michelangelo drinking Raphael’s jizz. I also found Rule34 porn featuring characters from My Little Pony (no fucking surprise there), Overwatch, Sonic the Hedgehog, Disney films, and so much more.
I also noticed a decent amount of anime characters in these sections. If you want hentai, the spoofed content on this section will certainly suffice. There are even Rule34 comics as well. And like the Rule34 animations, they are almost all exceptionally well done as well. So see what you can find on this site if you are even remotely curious about Rule34 content.
Over 9500 porn games to play
What if you are in the mood to play while you cum? If you want to play a variety of porn games, Lewd Ninja has just got what you need. Here, you can find an insane variety of porn games that will get you hard as fuck, especially if playing pornographic games floats your boat!
But what in the hell makes me so sure about that? Well, it is pretty simple, Lewd Ninja has over 9500 porn games available for you to play. Plus, the experience of playing them is easy as hell too.
All you have to do if you want to play the porn games on Lewd Ninja is to first click on a game (naturally). Then, you can follow the links to download the game on the appropriate device. Some links are for platforms like Windows, Android, Linux, and Mac as well. Sorry iOS users – Apple doesn’t let you enjoy any of the good shit!
It is also easy as hell to figure out which games are worth playing. Each game has good info like the version, developer, operating system, language, download size, when the thread was updated, description, number of views, date added, updated, tags, and if it is liked or disliked. If you fancy a particular game, you can click on ‘follow updates’ to get more information about the updates that arise.
Over 10,600 comics, over 84,000 GIFs
Want to know something just as impressive? Not only does Lewd Ninja have an impressive number of games, Rule34 bullshit, and videos, but you can also find a plethora of comics and GIFs. Accessing the over 10,600 comics and 84,000 GIFs is just as easy as visiting the rest of the goddamn site.
You can access the comics by hovering over the ‘comics’ dropdown menu. There, you can browse by the various genres available on Lewd Ninja, such as bondage, furry, gay, taboo, fantasy, and more. In addition, if you want to look at GIFs, all you have to do is click ‘animation’ at the top of the page.
Here, you can browse the enormous library of GIFs available. Sort by either the name, number of views, likes, date added, and date updated to sort the GIFs how you prefer. Then, cum your brains out! Just don’t tell me about it.
Suggestions
Lewd Ninja celebrates all things related to XXX animation. From games to sexy GIFs, videos, and more. There is something for everyone that loves this kind of content. However, unfortunately, there is no hentai section which would have been an obvious and welcomed addition. Lewd Ninja should consider adding a hentai section to appeal to as many porn animation fans as possible.
