Let’s play at Play Force One today! If you’re like most people, then you probably stopped keeping up with your favorite porn flash games years ago. Back when that shit was really popping. Who could forget the amazing games like Reiko the Biker Girl or all the sexy flash animations pumped out by Zone-sama? Those were the fucking days. But, belief or not, flash games are still going strong. They’ve gotten more complicated with complex gameplay and even sexier animations. With the huge surge in popularity for 3D and SFM porn, new games are coming out pretty much every damn day.
But, like any good porn, the trouble is finding a site with quality games to jerk your dick to. I can’t count how many sites I’ve found that just have shitty ass flash games that look like something out of a nightmare. Luckily for you, you don’t have to search for a damn thing. Playforceone.com hosts a wide variety of porn-themed flash games that aren’t shitty. They’ve been producing quality sex games since all the way back in 2009, and have a niche following of right around 1 million people on a monthly basis.
Quality Site Design Without Clutter Makes it Easy to Browse Their Catalog
The main page has a lot to take in. There’s this hot blonde dimepiece in a latex looking dress that shows off her amazing tits. Off behind that, there’s this dark backdrop of some city. I like it when sites do shit like that. I’m tired of staring at plain old one-color backgrounds. Give me some sexy bitches to gawk at while I browse! There’s a big ass banner up top with some smaller boxes right below it that advertise popular sex games on other sites. Don’t be fooled. They may look like previews for games but they definitely aren’t. Scroll down to “Latest Erotic Games” to get actual previews.
Before we get into all of that shit, there’s something I’ve got to cover first. This site is one big game in of itself. Make a free account to join “Play Force One” and get a guided tutorial from that blonde slut whose name is Kelly that I mentioned earlier on how to use the site. Basically, you earn experience by playing new games, making quality comments on game pages, and logging in every day. You visit Kelly to get specific quests, which could be a bunch of different things like playing certain types of games, completely certain objectives, and shit like that.
Dating Sims, Arcade Games, Puzzles, and RPGs
It can be easy to miss since the text here kind of blends in with the background sometimes, but there’s a shortlist of categories up in the top right of the page for “Dating Sim, Adventure, Arcade, Logical, and Tease.” The arcade games are probably what you think of when someone brings up flash games. Quick games with a minimal story where you fuck some bitches brains out until you cum. They’re simple, but man. I get such a literal nostalgia boner playing these games. I would bust nuts to flash games all the fucking time back when they first became popular.
The tease games are similar, except you usually don’t get the full game. You get teaser sections of premium games from other sites like The Zone Archive. The logical section is for puzzle-based flash games. Shit like assembling a puzzle of some hot bitch and jerking off to it when you’re done. This also covers simple strategy games like strip chess or something along those lines.
Dating sim and adventure are the categories you’ll want to hit up if you like long games with lots of different features. Both sections are similar, with dating sim focusing more on interacting with big tittied sluts and adventure being more focused on exploration so that you find big tittied sluts.
Everything from 3D/SFM Porn to Animated 2D Hentai Style Games
These sections are also mainly dominated by SFM/3D porn. If you like that shit, that’s great. But 3D in particular always creeps me out. Watching some emotionless, oddly pale, 3D chick with bolted on tits fuck another 3D slut looks like a fucking alien mating ritual. I don’t know how you dudes get off to it. I’ll stick with my 2D hentai waifus, thank you very much.
One of the best things this site has going for it is that it’s not all games by one developer or artist. I need that spice of variety in my life. Just as I’d never settle for one pussy to fuck for the rest of my life, I wouldn’t settle for a site with just one person’s content.
This place has a huge array of different art styles and games. One second you could be engaging in a complex dating sim where one wrong line means you miss the chance to fuck your favorite bitch, while the next you could be playing a fast-paced game where you fuck a bunch of Amazonian sluts. There’s not much to them, but the game previews are decent as well. You get a preview image, rating out of 100, and what category they fall under.
No Annoying Ads
Also, the ads here are pretty nonexistent. I didn’t have to deal with any sort of pop-ups or redirects. That’s a first for a game site like this one. At least for me. The only ads are the ones at the top of each page that look like game previews. Usually, that shit would be aggravating, but I can’t complain if those are the only ones.
Site Isn’t Designed to be Used on Mobile
I wouldn’t bother trying to work out the mobile site. It’s not formatted for mobile devices at all, so you’d be having to zoom in and out of every game you play to see what the fuck is going on. And that’s if you even have a device that supports flash. Most browsers on your phone don’t. It’s not worth the effort even if you got flash to run since the site is pretty unusable. But that’s not their market anyway. Stick to the desktop site for this one. You’ll be wanting to lean back and have a hand free for most of these games anyway.
Favorite Features
My favorite feature about Playforceone.com is the sheer variety of content. They some awesome fucking classics here as well as new content coming every day. You can get down with some sexy parody toons of your favorite shows, or you can get freaky with some SFM orgy fuck fest games. There are RPG games where you play as some horny slut sucking dicks through glory holes. There are others where you fuck a petite hentai whore with tentacles. And others where you have to woo babes through complex dating scenes. There are so many damn options on this site. I love it.
Suggestions
This site needs some genre tags or a category page of some sort that isn’t just the 5 sections they have now. Searching for certain types of games is impossible. You can only really use the search bar to find games by title. I want sections for big tits, breeding, taboo, orgies, parodies, lactation, cumshots, and all that kind of shit. There are a fuck ton of fetish games on here, but I’ll be damned if they are easy to find.
They could also do to have filter options for animation styles. I should be able to filter out all the creepy 3D porn games. I don’t even want to see previews for that shit. Those beady, soulless eyes remind me too much of my ex.
Final Thoughts
Overall, Playforceone.com is a great site. It’s one of the best flash game sites that I have had the pleasure of checking out. All the shit on here is free to play and incredibly sexy. They have games from all the bigger name porn game studios, well, at least the ones with games worth fapping to. There are plenty of different games with widely varying art styles, so even picky fucks like me can find some good games to bust a nut to. You don’t have to deal with ads or paid memberships here. If you like flash games of any sort, then do yourself a favor and visit Playforceone.com
