SpeedPorn

I pulled up Speed Porn this morning because, based on the name, I assumed it’d be just the right place for a quick fap before I got into the productive part of my day. Turns out, I was only half right. There was a fair share of quick little clips to shake my dick at, but they were outnumbered by the lengthier features filling up the shelves. I’d like to say I stopped by, rubbed one out and then got to work, but it was just not to be. I’m on day twelve of my deep dive into the archives, and I’m hoping I can actually finish this review before the week is up. My balls can only produce so much sperm!

SpeedPorn.net is a free tubed with a focus on longer samples than you’d find on your typical Pornhub wannabe. It’s a simple gimmick, sure, but one that basically guarantees a constant stream of horny internet travelers spinning by for a speedy pull or a long, drawn-out wank. They got more than a million visitors last month, with a traffic graph suggesting a lot more on the way, and today your old pal ThePornDude counts himself among those digits. Let’s talk porno.

Long Movies from Your Favorite XXX Brands

If you haven’t yet clicked through to take a peek at Speed Porn for yourself, I’ll go ahead and warn you now to have your adblocker engaged. The joint is a little spammier than most, and if we’re being honest, they get away with it on account of their emphasis on longer runtimes. The traffic stats already prove visitors are willing to do a bit of extra clicking if it means longer hands-free sessions once the movies start playing.

The overall presentation is a bit low-fi for a modern tube, harkening back to earlier internet porno archives or even the brick-and-mortar sex shops that came before. Instead of the usual grab bag of dirty movie screengrabs you’d find almost anywhere else, most of the thumbnails here are for DVD-style releases. If you’re old enough, it’ll remind you of browsing shelves of physical fuck flicks.

Classic smut vibes aside, SpeedPorn.net is stocked with the kind of wide-ranging depravity that you expect from any well-stocked free tube. The latest releases out front cover standard bases and kinkier ones, like interracial MILF creampies, anal sex extravaganzas, BBW banging, 18+ schoolgirls in cute little skirts, two-hour JAV features and even a kinky half-hour fetish film about a fishnetted nympho and her ass-pumping machine.

Tagging is well implemented, with a Genres index spanning 40 pages of thumbnailed subgenres like Ball Sucking, Deepthroating, Face Fucks and Handjobs. The better-stocked aisles often have hundreds or even thousands of videos, so you’re not going to run out of fap fuel anytime soon. I do wish they let you reshuffle the stack by factors like popularity, though, which would make the whole thing a bit less unwieldy to flip through.

SpeedPorn.net also takes a tighter approach than most free tubes to tagging their sources. There are dirty movie samples from hundreds of famous brands, studios and adult websites, which ain’t uncommon on the better tubes, but they’ve helpfully included a sprawling Studios index for finding your favorites. If you’re looking for more insight on any of these labels, I’ve written about tons of them here at ThePornDude. Bellesa, LifeSelector, Reality Kings, Tushy and Twistys are just a handful of the famous brands available at a click.

Famous Girls and Famous Pornos Through the Ages

You’ve probably guessed this from the basic premise at Speed Porn, not to mention all the famous studios I’ve mentioned, but there are tons of famous faces everywhere you look around here. The full SpeedPorn.net Pornstars index is a thousands-deep picture menu of popular pornstars, rising starlets and some of the hottest real amateurs you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Again, I wish you could reshuffle the stack by popularity or newness, because at 176 pages, the roster is a little big to flick through by hand.

Either way, though, I started spotting some of my favorite video whores pretty much the moment I landed. Abella Danger, Ava Adams, Angela White and Valentina Nappi have all been featured in recent releases, and I kept stumbling upon my own PornDudeCasting guests as I made my way around the library. Gia Derza, Nickey Huntsman, Isabella Nice and Aderes Quinn are just a few of the lovely ladies who have graced both my couch and the archives at Speed Porn.

I clicked Aderes’s pretty face and pulled up her SpeedPorn profile, which includes a couple dozen dirty movies. They don’t currently have the scene she and I shot together, but there are some nice, long films in her little collection here. At least five of them are two hours or more, so I hope you’re all stocked up on lube, my dudes.

Pretty much every good free tube has a Pornstars page and a Genres index, and we’ve already seen that Speed Porn goes above and beyond by including a Studios menu as well. They also go one step further with an even rarer way of perusing the selection. Visitors can browse their porno by year, and the archive here goes back to the vintage days of 1970. The volume ramps up as you get into the modern era, but in case the VHS covers didn’t clue you in, the whole site is a goldmine of the retro stuff, too.

I hopped in my ‘85 Delorean, got that baby up to 88 MPH to activate the Flux Capacitor and took a brief detour to the year 2002. The big brands were still banging out DVDs at the dawn of the 21st century, and sure enough, Speed Porn’s got over a thousand films of the vintage. The old-schoolers in the audience will appreciate the chance to revisit some of their inaugural fap fantasies, while the younger masturbators will see what grandpa got so excited about back in the day. Trust me, my dudes, the films may be a little grainy by modern standards, but the X-rated content is absolutely timeless. Your boner will surely agree!

A Vast and Growing Archive of Smut

Given the focus on longer free pornos than you find on most major tubes, I was expecting to find a relatively slim overall collection. That wasn’t the case at all, though, as SpeedPorn actually has one of the biggest collections I’ve seen in a while. The movie samples are long, and there are a fucking ton of them: as of this writing, there are over 133,000 lengthy sex film samples in the archive.

This is the part of the review where I usually tell my readers how often any given pornography library is updating their catalog. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find any upload dates listed at SpeedPorn. They include original movie release dates, which can be useful, but it’s difficult to get a sense for just how quickly this platform is growing. Given the already staggering size of the stash and the age of the site, it’s a safe bet that they’re constantly adding new material to the pile.

I pulled up the nearly two-hour flick at the top of the Recently Added Videos, a Porn Pros production starring a gaggle of famous gals like Adriana Chechik, Jane Wilde and Piper Perri. There’s a list with over a dozen different streaming mirrors, which should help eliminate the dead links you often run into on tubes with lengthy porno samples.

The embedded video player worked just fine when I tapped the Play button, so I didn’t have to fuck with the mirrors. After some warning screens and a sexy little montage set to pop punk, the first scene unfolds with Adriana giving a POV blowjob in bed. Video resolution isn’t the crispest I’ve ever seen, but it’s clear and streams smoothly.

If you like what you see, as I did, there are a few different download links included for every movie. The only catch is that you’ll have to go through a file locker service like Rapidgator, which means you’ll probably have some spam and some wait times along the way unless you’ve sprung for a premium membership. For the low price of nothing, I don’t mind some minor inconvenience!

SpeedPorn.net might have a little more spam than the next free tube down the block, but they make the extra clicks worth your while with a truly expansive catalog of extra-long freebies from some of the biggest names in the business. There are lengthy film samples in damn near any X-rated category you can think of, starring some of the same beauties you’ve been fantasizing about for years, and they’re all 100% free. What more could you even ask for, my dudes?