Ever since Paris Hilton’s ex, Rick Salomon, released the pair of them porking, celebrity sex tapes became super popular. Then after a while, they seemed to die down for a bit until The infamous Fappening happened. Nowadays, it seems like famous (non-porn) people fucking seems to serve two functions, being 1.) it’s good publicity for stars who are no longer in the news, and 2.) it is a halfway decent cottage industry for adult entertainment.
Whatever the reason, past, present, and future, I am utterly thrilled to report on this sort of sex and where you can find it. Clearly, this video is all about Adult Empire’s collection of these sorts of movies. In other reviews, I have a lot of positive things to say about AE’s excellent amount of erotica, how it is presented, and what they sell it for.
But this review is going to require a little bit more nuance to it. But just like the money shot at the end of 1 Night in Paris, getting through to the end will be worth it.
The Selection Is Decent Enough, But Not Amazing
I usually find that the number of movies that Adult Empire has in any particular category tends t be damn good. In fact, I would say that even compared to other massive repositories of raunchiness like Hot House, Adult Empire has a library of lasciviousness that most others cannot compete with.
Sadly, that does not really seem to be the same here when it comes to the amount of celeb skin to be seen. Sure, this is a smaller category of smut and all. But still, with less than a hundred uploads, the number of nude materials to pick from is not that overwhelming. While they tend to be well over an hour long, you would think that would be plenty of porn for anyone. But not all of these celebrity sex movies feature people who are all that famous now – or ever.
The A-level Movies They Host Are Not Too Shabby
When it comes to the most famous fuckers you can watch fuck via Adult Empire is decent enough, I guess. The classic sex tapes like 1 Night in China and other mature movies starring the famed wrestler Chyna are available, along with plenty of pornos starring Tila Tequila, Farrah Abraham, Tami Erin, and Karissa Shanon.
They even have a digitized version of the full-length Jimi Hendrix sex tape, which, as it turns out, is entirely legitimate.
But good luck finding everything. Daughter of the famous actor Montana Fishburne’s sex movie was available for sale until the DVD was discontinued. And unlike most other movies, this one cannot be streamed or downloaded either, which sucks considering how hot Montana is.
Another thing to point out is that as far as more recent amorous media with more relevant stars are harder to find, and there certainly is not any indication that that is going to change.
When It Comes To B-List Boob Movies, They Are Alright
There are a rooster of other raunchy focus who have become famous in their own right before graphically dishing out the details of their sex lives. This is subjective, but a lot of them are not that impressive, or at least not terribly well-known. For instance, there are a fair number of movies starring Amy Fischer, which is great. The woman performs excellently and looks fantastic and all, but I was not even aware of who she was until doing research for this write-up.
Sure there are movies featuring Lil’ Jon, in the American Sex series, but to me, that is not saying much for a few reasons. One, the ladies he has wrangled into his sex romps are fine and all. But since this review is about celebrity movies, it is a little disappointing that these features do not show off famous females in the hip-hop industry getting buck wild.
Of course, the other reason why is because, you know, the main personality is ugly-ass Lil’ Jon and his East Side buddies. Hey, I prefer pussy, so sue me.
The C-Tier Crap Is Not Terribly Interesting To Me
Lastly, their vids which are in the celeb section which puzzles me as to why they were included and who made the call to do that. Don’t get me wrong, these movies are okay by porn standards (at least those established circa 2009) but do not seem to be very relevant to the famous-people-fucking genre.
For example, the 100% Real Tennessee Swingers is a nice combination of gonzo and outdoor porno scenes, but I find it to be a little misleading given they are also tagged Celebrity. Who the famous people are in these films, I have no idea, and I have checked, believe me. This is true for a shocking number of videos – as many as half of the additions in this category would be described this way.
I Find That A Lot Of Videos Are Way Over Priced
When it comes to pricing, I have to say that what Adult Empire asks for usually is not that bad. But that is based on the typical fact that most selections from Adult Empire include a decent or exceptional runtime, have lots of high-definition deviance, and almost always star sensational models.
Even in the case of amateur and gonzo videos, the leads are almost always lovely. But when it comes to the cream of the celebrity crop, Adult Empire is not exactly abounding in those types. So, with price tags that shoot up to $25 or more (up to $34.99!) for pre-HD DVD or streaming content, I am going to say that is a little too much.
On the other hand, I should point out a couple of things. For one, Adult Empire does offer fifteen minutes of free pay-per-view content, including streaming movies like the ones mentioned previously. Also, several of the celeb sex tapes are, have been, and likely will continue to be on sale for a handsome amount. But if you are a collector of DVDs and Blu-rays, you should be aware that several of the older movies (probably most at this point) can only be streamed or downloaded, as hard copies are no longer being printed and sold.
If you are the type who prefers to stream your sex content, then your best bet to get the most bang for your buck is by getting an Unlimited account. They start at $2.99 and get you access to all of the celebrity sex and torrents of other types of porn at a discounted price.
The Sorts Of Sex Scenarios You Will See Can Be Exciting
When it comes to the sort of sex you are going to see in any movie, it is going to be all over the place. Obviously, since these are celebrity sex tapes that are often shot in gonzo style or in the “hidden” camera(s) style, some scenes are going to have an “amateur” feel to them. So, there will be scenes that are rather frenetic but raw and wild. In contrast, others are rather static and tame by comparison, at least when it comes to editing and cinematography.
However, many of these movies, even those that do not show many (or any) famous folks, do show a decent deal of creativity. As there is often so much interaction with the director or even the whole camera crew, the performers are extra spontaneous. As a celebrity series, the 100% Swingers series is not much to write home about. However, as a series of smut shoots, they do a great job at featuring freaks acting out their wildest desires – often in the outdoors (!) – for your viewing delight.
Compared To Other Platforms In The Same Category This One Is….
…just okay, I think.
It is nice to have a cyber location to find plenty of quality celebrity porn that is not a tube site. After all, between DMCA claims, removed videos, webmaster purges, corrupted content, etc, you really cannot count on celebrity tapes staying on those free fap sites for a month, let alone forever.
Relying on a site like this is good, even if the selection is not spectacular compared to other platforms that host this sort of smut for a modest fee. The length of these movies is great even if the quality is not always the best, which in combination may or may not justify the price point. But the fact is that there are a decent number of hot movies with famous folks, even if their star power, is fading.
For all of those reasons, and everything else I have gone on in-depth, Adult Empire’s celebrity collection of porn gets four hands.
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