Janu Flix! I won’t stop clicking until you let me see that goddamn video! I am determined to see the MILF banging in a chair, even if it cost me five more minutes and an endless amount of Shit, Fuck and Fuck You! The ads are fucking killing me, and I am being nice! It is literally impossible to start a video on januflix.com from ads, ads on top of ads, then new ads, pop-up and pop-under ads, boring ads, ads that can’t be closed, random pages, fucking adddddsssss!
Click to watch onlOne is another annoyance. Another dead end! However, the downloading button seems to be working, allowing me to choose whether I want to go with the fast download option or stick with the slower but free version. Never mind! I’ll come back to that part later. Now, I need to refocus, take a deep breath, as deep as your mama’s cunt, count to ten, and do a proper job of reviewing januflix.com. This joint is about to get a second chance from TPD! A true privilege!
Not a fan of the ads – a serious understatement
I wanted to use something on my desktop, minimized my browser for a second, only to discover a shit ton of random pages that have opened up in the meantime. Definitely not the website you should browse if you are not home alone and someone could bust into your room anytime. Yeah, you’ll get to close januflix.com, but what about other XXX pages that will pop up in the meantime? A serious hazard for all secretive wankers!
There are days when everything turns into bullshit! The shift button on my keyboard has stopped working, and I am so annoyed at this point that I don’t give a fuck about your stupid capital letters! as long as the exclamation mark works, i’m good to go!!!
So I don’t know what januflix.com is supposed to mean and why there isn’t any logo, but a black background is a good option. The neon green stripe looks like shit, but I guess that the designer’s idea was to highlight the importance and use the brightest of colors that exist on this fucked-up planet. I am not a fan of the design (look at the subtitle), and the thumbnails look obsolete.
Obviously, I still haven’t managed to compose my thoughts and keep it cool! It’s about time I play some hardcore smut, let some steam out, and then come back to reviewing januflix.com. Exactly what I’m gonna do! If I am not back in 5, the ads were too much to handle, and I’ve told everything to just piss off!
Regular updates as a breath of fresh air
It looks like fresh releases land on januflix.com numerous times a day, which is important to anyone who is willing to give this place a chance. The about us section doesn’t exist, as is the case with the majority of tube websites. I did try to find out that the page was recently launched and that is managed to acquire around 1.7K videos up until now. Since the updating schedule is so frequent, I am positive that the page will soon grow to be one big-ass tube page.
I am still having a hard time navigating januflix.com. When I try to go back to the homepage, I end up on a random site. In a nutshell, someone really needs to put some work into sorting this shit out. Having new videos every day and offering them to all visitors for free, for streaming and downloading, is a noble thing, but allowing them to actually find what they are looking for is a must. User experience is king, and good content cannot compensate for it!
Venture into the world of Indian porn
Aha, this shit is Indian! Why not, fellas? What’s wrong with a hairy pussy with dark labia major and deep-red labia minora?! Ah, fuckers, you didn’t see this one coming! A lesson on Latin from TPD himself! I’ve been places!. I don’t know why januflix.com chose to name its first category Uncut videos. I am not sure if Indian blokes nurture the uncut cock aesthetics, or maybe the webmaster behind januflix.com wanted to say uncensored but got lost in translation. In any case, this stash counts around 75 videos.
I am over being an annoyed shithead. I clicked on a random video, and the ads couldn’t touch me anymore. I saw a list of links below the player, telling me to go some places where I’ll get to watch videos on lOne and download them for free. I chose to trust januflix.com. Yeah, the website is a hellish place that looks cheap, feels cheap, and is cheap, but I am gonna choose to admire it nevertheless. Like having a chick with bad teeth but with a good set of tits. Tell her to shut the fuck up and watch those majestic tatas bounce up and down!
Have you ignorant pricks ever heard of Desi?
It’s one of those ambiguous words. Generally speaking, Desi stands for Indian chicks, usually demure-looking ones, either (18+)teens or ordinary housewives that are NOT pornstars. An amateur could be an appropriate translation, or amateur slut, to be exact. In any case, they are Indian. Desi New Videos HD is the next category on januflix.com, and it counts around 450 videos. Is this shit HD? Well, the thumbnails look good, but there’s no way I am going through an ad hell just to prove to you pricks that the vids in this stash are really high definition! Not happening!
More glitches and bugs to make a crazy day into a complete disaster
Some other categories I spotted on januflix.com are original paid videos, original short films, and original web series, but the page wouldn’t let me open them. Whatever I fucking did lead me to yet another random page, making my ears shoot steam, like in one of those old-school cartoons. The whole page looked and felt like that old game with bombs that lazy fuckers working for the government played before they discovered solitaire. You just close your fucking eyes and click on a field, praying that the dude with cross eyes and a stuck-out tongue won’t pop up.
However, the concept of januflix.com is pretty darn obvious. Basically, the page works as all other tube websites. To compensate for the lack of dough, since these tubes don’t make their own content, these joints put a shitload of ads, become affiliates, and get money from clicks and memberships to other flagship sites. I understand, but finding a balance is the key.
As an ordinary consumer, you should not worry about these things. Your job is to arm yourself with patience cause you are gonna need it! No filtering tools, except for a couple of categories, still thumbnails, and the absence of a models’ list. The latter is just me bullshitting because there are no famous models to look at. How could any website come up with a bio of a chick who barely gets her hubby to say her name while pounding her hairy pussy away?
I leave the choice up to you
You are still reading this review, even though I’ve shitted on januflix.com as much as I could. Hey, shit happens! I just happened to be in a bad mood, and the ads just aggravated the situation. However, I am not saying that januflix.com is crap because I would have called it quits a long time ago if that was the case.
If you are a fan of Indian smut, and other amateur videos, visit januflix.com. The collection is still small, meaning that you shouldn’t get into trouble while searching for your kind of content. Remember that this place brings new smut to the table every single day! See ya!
