I can sometimes be a bit of a know-it-all, especially when it comes to porn subjects. I can’t help it. I’ve been reviewing smut nonstop for the better part of a decade. I’ve got porn on the brain and smut in my veins. It’s all I think about. It’s all I do. And yet, once in a while, some dinghy ass porn website will surprise me and teach me a humbling lesson about smut. As it turns out, you can’t know everything about porn. Porn is much like our cultural zeitgeist, constantly shifting, always changing. There’s always something new around the corner for us to uncover. While we sleep, porn producers make porn. While we eat, porn producers make porn. And while we bang, you guessed it; porn producers are making porn.
Today, I’m looking at a very specific subset of smut on IXXX, a free porn tube that doesn’t get nearly as much attention as it deserves. What can I say? The big boy monopolies are pushing the little guy down. It’s a slaughter out there. Anyway, specifically, I’m looking at IXXX’s Indian section, which is damn impressive and overall loaded with smut. It blew me away. I genuinely was not expecting to be this taken aback by numerous videos featuring Indian people getting it on. I always imagined sex between Indians to be precisely the same as regular sex, but they use curry sauce instead of lube. As it turns out, I couldn’t be more wrong.
Sampling the Curry
As far as I can tell, most of the videos on IXXX’s Indian section were either made in India or made by Indians, and damn near all of them feature Indian couples. There are also solo videos with Indian babes, but you get the idea. This isn’t a western hangout for Indian content. It’s an Indian outlet, but it’s all titled and described in English. So, it’s kind of like an Indian restaurant in a western town. You can sample the foreign cuisine without having to warm up your passport. I like this kind of cultural exchange. The best part of any culture is the pussy, naturally, and I’d like to taste them all before I die. I’ve had Indian pussy before, and it was all right, all things considered. But not everyone can be as awesome as I am. So, if you can’t get your hands on real Indian pussy, settle for the shit you get on IXXX. It’s a worthwhile replacement.
Usually, I’d say that the real vibe of the sexual encounter is lost when it’s put to film, especially across international borders. But as I mentioned, most of these productions were made by Indian people. They don’t just feature Indians; they’re made by Indians, presumably for other Indians, though they’re made available internationally. So, you’re not just watching an Indian chick getting dicked for Brazzers. You’re watching an Indian chick in her natural habitat of Indian cocks, and of course, the smell of curry. Is that joke getting a bit old? Well, I don’t care. I don’t know nearly enough about India to make other topical jokes. I know they have a hermaphroditic god with four arms, but that fellow has at most one vagina, so that’s a swing and a miss for me. If you’re going to give a hermaphrodite god four arms, you might as well give them several pussies. Oh well. This is why I stay away from religion.
Real Indian Sex
Let’s get into what Indian sex is actually like in their professional porn productions. They’ve clearly taken a lot of inspiration from western productions, especially in how they slice their scenes. That being said, there’s certainly an air of authenticity to the performances. Western porn will give you 40 minutes of smut containing 30 minutes of nothing but zoom in on the cock penetrating the pussy. I, personally, want my porn to be a bit more dynamic. I want to see as much of the chick as possible. I want her to go on a fucking ride, a sexual adventure. And that’s precisely what I saw on IXXX’s Indian section. These bitches go all out. They’re equally as horny as babes in western productions, but they give me this vibe like they’re enjoying themselves a lot more than the average pornstar. Even the most over-the-top, overproduced Indian porn feels more believable than the average western production.
The babes smile, they moan, they stare seductively into the camera or the dude’s eyes, and it’s all so very realistic. I feel like I’m watching two actual people having sex. I mean, as if they weren’t pornstars. Granted, some of the smut on here is genuine amateur, featuring random Indian people at home, just sort of chilling and sucking each other off. Personally, I don’t have a hard preference between the professional Indian smut and the homemade porn because you need to have both for variety anyways. It would be kind of disappointing if a free porn tube like IXXX only featured one over the other. Can you imagine if they were under some sort of contract only to peddle studio productions that are trying to gyp you into subscribing? That would suck ass.
Some Weird Shit
It wouldn’t be a topical porn category on a free porn tube if it weren’t riddled with weird and unexpected nonsense. Seriously, you can’t have a porn section dedicated to a nationality without there being some unintended comedic trend across the results. Don’t get me wrong; 90% of the content is just hot Indian action featuring hot chicks and tiny-cocked dudes. That’s great. But, a good number of these videos are, well, softcore, extreme scenes? Oh, and there’s also the soap operas. No, I’m not kidding; someone uploaded entire episodes of random Indian soap operas onto IXXX. And, since that’s Indian content, it ends up here in the Indian section. I haven’t the slightest idea who thought this would be an ok thing to do.
As far as I know, IXXX doesn’t host any of these videos, they just pull them in from other free porn tubes like xHamster and Eporner, so there’s no natural way to curate these videos to make sure that you only get smut instead of seeing all of this randomness in one place. Either way, it shouldn’t be much of a problem since you can tell from the thumbnail whether the video will feature smut or not. I love the lesbian Indian videos because you can tell the girls are slightly out of their element. I like shy lesbians. Western porn has kind of ruined the kink for me because all lesbians in the west act like they’re more pussy hungry than I am. That’s not possible. I’m the hungriest of pussy devourers. Anyways, I love the lesbian Indian smut on IXXX. I won’t hide it.
If you’re bored out of your fucking mind, and you’d like to send your brain on some sort of psychedelic experience, check out a few of the countless Indian web series that are available on IXXX. Again, I have no idea who thought it would be a good idea to put these here, but they’re available for viewing nonetheless. As much as I enjoyed the Indian smut on IXXX, I’m starting to wonder whether this section is worth it at this point. Too much random nonsense for my taste.
I Approve of This Indian Smut
All in all, my verdict is that this is a strong 5/7 porn section with a near-infinite amount of Indian smut coming in from all over the internet. I’m currently seeing around 400 thousand results, so officially, there’s more smut on here than you could watch in a single lifetime. Besides, new smut appears every single day, so you couldn’t possibly watch it as quickly as it gets released. So if you’ve been looking for an endless pit of Indian smut that’s not sorted in any shape or form, well, you found it.
IXXX’s Indian section is loaded, and it just keeps getting bigger. And, need I remind you that most of these bitches are damn hot? That’s right. You get a ton of amazing tits and pussies all in one place, all for free. You can watch these videos until your eyes bleed. By all means, jerk your dick clean off to these amazing Indian babes and bookmark the site for later in case you get a hankering for some curry clits.
