I Love Spanking! I was about to ask if you share my enthusiasm for hard whacks and loud smacks, but I have the feeling you wouldn’t even be reading this if you weren’t into it. (Of course, if you’ve stumbled accidentally into this kinky corner of the internet and would prefer something a little more vanilla to crank off to, I’ve certainly got you covered here at ThePornDude!) Spanking’s a reasonably common fetish, so you’ll find a lot of light butt-slapping sprinkled throughout random porn scenes. The moments tend to be a little few and far between, though, which may leave you with an aching case of blue balls if you’d prefer spanking as the main event.
That’s where ILoveSpanking.org comes in. Not only is the entire joint devoted to impact play—from manual spanking to domestic whipping to brutal caning—but they’re giving out quality movies samples for free. Does anybody know where I put my paddle?
Oh, and I guess I ought to put this right at the top: ILoveSpanking focuses on women getting spanked. If you’re looking for femdom videos of submissive men getting beaten by cruel housewives and strict dominatrices, find something else off my list of Fetish Porn Sites here at ThePornDude. There are lezdom videos of women spanking each other and plenty of maledom, but no men getting hit.
Do you really love spanking?
Porn video tubes have been the dominant format for free smut for a long time now, so I expected another fetish tube when I pulled up ILoveSpanking. Well, it turns out it’s actually a blog. As soon as I saw the actual setup, I made some assumptions that turned out to be true. For one thing, adult blogs tend to have quality movies and fetish scenes versus the clips you find on the tubes. They aren’t just streaming, either. In fact, one of the biggest gimmicks here is that download links are included for every single movie sample listed on the site.
Those are the good points, but there’s a flip side to that. ILoveSpanking, like most porn blogs, doesn’t actually host anything itself and instead offloads the task to file locker services like Tezfiles and Keep2Share. These file hosts are a great way to run a site like this, but you’re already aware of the downsides if you’ve dealt with them before. Free users will get a limited number of daily downloads, plus a lot of wait times and throttled download speeds, maybe even some spam.
However, the biggest downside is that ILoveSpanking isn’t an ideal site if you’re trying to jerk off right now. You can stream the opening moments of any of the movies, but then you’ll have to wait for a download. Unfortunately, if you haven’t paid for a premium file host account, that download may take hours, by which point your predicament may have progressed to aching blue balls and cummy drawers.
Basically, the tradeoff is that you have to plan your fap sessions in advance. However, considering the monetary price of fetish movies if you’re paying for them, a little bit of waiting seems entirely reasonable. Just load up ILoveSpanking.org before you go to work and find something that looks hot. By the time you get home, the download will have finished, and you can beat off to women getting their bare asses spanked red with brushes, belts, and leather straps.
That’s a lot of spanking BDSM porno
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s get to the good stuff: all that spanking porn. The site is called I Love Spanking, and I get the sense that whoever is running the website really does feel that way. It’s sometimes easy to see when a fetish site is just a cash grab, but ILoveSpanking.org feels like somebody’s labor of love. That’s always a good thing for folks who share the kink.
The collection has been around for almost five years now, and it’s been growing the entire time steadily. To date, there are thousands of free impact play scenes to download. Their very first post was an MP4 of a stern black woman caning a thieving white woman’s bare butt. The latest is the second half of a two-parter, this one starring a couple of masochist BBWs getting their asses spanked and their pussies smacked with a riding crop.
Any fetish is seen from the outside as just the same video over and over again, but you kinksters know better than that. ILoveSpanking.org keeps a hard focus on spanking, but that still includes a nice, wide range of spanking porn. Chicks are getting thwacked with everything from hands to hairbrushes to straps, in situations like domestic servitude to light BDSM to hardcore dungeon bondage scenes with gags, nipple clamps, and other accouterments. Witness an 18+ schoolgirl being punished, a wife getting humiliated, or a submissive secretary being put in her place by a real motherfucking boss.
Sometimes download blogs do a shit job tagging the content. That’s no big deal on a tiny site but becomes an absolute clusterfuck as the site grows. I Love Spanking does a great job with tagging, slapping videos with tags like #Discipline, #Paddling, and #Girl Spanks Girl. That makes the massive collection easy to search and easy to peruse by clicking your favorite scenarios, setups, and spanking implements.
The strong tagging again points to a webmaster who loves spanking as much as I Love Spanking. So does the surprisingly thorough Spanking Actress picture menu. A model’s index isn’t uncommon on porn sites, but I really wasn’t expecting it here, given the genre. There aren’t any really big-name pornstars listed, but you might recognize some of the fetish models, like Kendra James and Julie Simone, plus a handful of more traditional starlets like Casey Calvert and Jill Kassidy. There are a ton of one-named amateurs here, which I think is sexy as hell. They didn’t make the jump to actual fucking on camera, but couldn’t resist getting spanked!
And speaking of recognizable content, longtime spanking fans will probably be familiar with some of the studios featured on ILoveSpanking. The menu of Spanking Categories out on the front page lists a lot of well-known spanking porn studios, producers, and sites. They’ve got stuff from AAA Spanking, Dallas Spanks Hard, Disciplinary Arts and Firm Hand Spanking, to name a few of the more popular outfits with content on the site. Goddamn, this site just seems to get better and better, doesn’t it?
What do you love about spanking?
I don’t know how many of you perverts have seen my work over at PornDudeCasting, but I love spanking pornstars! I typically have them roll a pair of dice, bend them over my knees, and make them count out the spanks they rolled. If they lose track, we have to start over. I played this game most recently with Paige Owens, who was a little bit terrified. Chicks like Aria Valencia and Maya Woulfe handled it better, but you know what’s funny? ILoveSpanking makes me feel like I’ve been going easy on these broads, almost as if I was lying when I said I Love Spanking. I love to spank a girl’s ass until it glows, but some of the babes on ILoveSpanking are getting straight-up brutalized compared to what I do.
Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, I guess. That sums up the entire world of pornography, but the differences in personal preference come into even sharper focus when dealing with any fetish or BDSM porno. Even if you’re a huge spanking fan, I’m sure ILoveSpanking will have scenes that do it for you and others that don’t. Some may be too hard, some may be too soft, and some may not have women who are pretty enough for you. I guess it’s a good thing you’ve got thousands of movies to choose from, huh? They’re constantly adding more to the pile, too; most days see multiple updates hitting the front page.
ILoveSpanking.org isn’t for everybody, but it might be for everybody who likes to see women spanked, thrashed, paddled, and caned. There are enough videos in enough variety to keep you busy for a long damn time. The downloads themselves take a while, so I recommend getting started now.
