Who doesn’t know The Pirate Bay, aka TPB?
It becomes even more brilliant when you consider the annals of anal (and, of course, vaginal and oral and every fucking thing else) porn that is available on torrenting sites. Almost nothing on the internet, it seems, is not motivated by porn. So, as I’m sure you could imagine, torrenting sites have just about every porn scene sample and movie samples you could hope for. However, it all depends on what torrenting site you use, how active that site’s community is, how porn-forward that particular site tends to be, and whether or not the pornoholics who frequent it are responsible torrenters or not.
Think of every torrenting site as a community of sorts. Some communities are more engaged and helpful than others. And within those communities, certain subcultures are more thriving than others.
Vigilant Users on a Mission
The Pirate Bay must be the most infamous torrenting site out there. The community over there is pretty responsible about keeping those things seeded (porn movies in particular).
But what of their porn stash? Is The Pirate Bay’s community of seeders and leechers worth turning to when you need to share something of your own homemade stash? [I’m talking about cum, dumb ass]. Well, I’m not a big porn downloader, so I haven’t really turned to torrenting for much of my porn in the past … but let’s take a look. It certainly never hurts to have a few backup scenes at the ready for when your internet is down or acting up!
Great Site Design
The moment you land on The Pirate Bay’s website, you will be greeted by a minimalist blank white screen, with nothing but a search bar in the middle and TPB’s iconic pirate ship logo – a sepia-toned silhouette of a pirate ship with, not a skull and crossbones on the sail, but a cassette and crossbones instead.
You’ll see that under the search bar, there are a few boxes you can check or uncheck. Choose between All Audio, Video, Applications, Games, Porn, or Other. You can also select any combination therein. Below that, you’ll find two search options: Pirate Search and I’m Feeling Lucky, in the classic Google fashion. There is also an informational link on how to download torrents if you need to brush up (quick note: it will require a third-party program … aka Bit Torrent or uTorrent … in other words, you can’t just download the torrents to your computer from TPB; you’ll need a handler to unpack and download the files).
What you do from there is up to you. You can treat TPB like you would any other porn site and type in keywords, or if you’re looking for a particular girl or film, have at it. There are a fuck ton of porn torrents on here, so you shouldn’t have too much trouble.
Too Many Leeches, Not Enough Seed!
Where you might have trouble, however, is in finding a porn torrent with a good enough seed to leechers ratio to download. Unfortunately, TPB’s porn subculture is not the most thoughtful in terms of helping a brotha out. Way too many of the porn torrents, it seems, do not have enough seeders. This is because people will download it and then just delete the file from their torrent client program, instead of allowing it to seed so that others can also enjoy it. It’s fucking annoying, honestly. Especially because it always seems like it’s exactly the porno that caught your attention that doesn’t have enough seeders. Or if there are enough, the ratio will be something like 50:50, which will result in excruciatingly slow download speeds (if it works at all).
All in all, The Pirate Bay (often misspelled as “piratesbay”) is easily one of (if not the) best torrent hosting sites for porn on the web. As I said before, it’s all dependent on the community, so maybe a specifically porn-oriented torrenting site would see better results, maybe the users will be more dedicated to the sharing of porn.
