Eporner

Sometimes I look at porn sites and think about the weird ways they bring us all together. E porner gets around 60 million views a month, which tells me a lot of people are masturbating to the site right this very moment. I just did, and I have a feeling you might give it a shot next. We could start a club.

New tube sites pop up on the Internet all the time, and a lot of them die just as fast. Eporner.com sounds familiar to that other porn tube “HQporner”, but it ain’t no flash in the pan, though. They’ve been around a solid decade now, and they’ve been building their collection of free porn the whole time. With 1,746,576 filthy sex movies, they claim to be The World’s Biggest HD Porn Tube.

Eporner’s had a while to figure out how to do this right, and you know what? It looks basically like every other tube site. Whatever magic Eporner has that elevates it above the typical free sex sites, it’s not immediately evident from the landing page.

The front-page wall of porn thumbnails is broken into a few sections here. It starts with Popular HD Porn Videos, then Recent HD Porn Videos, and finally Recent Homemade Porn Videos. I do like how the amateur and pro videos are split up by default, but the overall collection of DIY smut here is dwarfed by the pro content.

A small selection of Trending Pornstars is presented near the bottom of the page. The thumbnails lead to basic profiles with a list of stats: age, measurements, ethnicity and so on. All of the trending girls today have pages and pages of vids on Eporner. Brooklyn Chase has hundreds of clips in her profile alone, which is a nightmare because I just ran out of personal lubricant. Bios also have links to other pornstars they’ve banged or banged alongside, so there’s a lot of tail to chase down the rabbit hole.

Finally, there are a handful of Recent Porn Photos. Most of today’s offerings look like professional nudes, but a few are slutty young 18+ amateurs. I got curious about how many people actually look at photos on a free porn video site. It isn’t many. None of the views have even cracked the double digits. Photos of tits are nice, sure, but we’d all rather see explicit penetration in full HD video.