XMoviesForYou

Back in the old days, if you mentioned free sex tubes (like XMovies) you’d end up with a line of eager felching enthusiasts outside your door. That’s actually why they outlawed the sale of gerbils in my town. These days, free sex tubes are something else entirely. This brings us to X Movies For You.

XMoviesForYou.com is more along the lines of what the modern pervert expects when you offer him a sex tube, yet at first glance looks like something else entirely. Are they behind the times or ahead of the curve? I guess there’s only one way to find out.

What the Hell is Going On Here?

Those tubes I mentioned tend to follow a pretty specific format, so it’s slightly shocking to see something else. I mean, unless you’re Amish or some shit. In that case, you may be shocked by the giant image of Adriana Chechik’s legs over her head and her twat stretched out by a giant cock.

Instead of the usual wall of porn thumbnails, you expect on a site giving out sex movies, XMovies For You hits you with a blog-style layout. Each thumbnail still links to a dirty movie, but instead of a solid grid, you get a bunch of boxes with a lot of text. Too much text, honestly. You get a title and the first sentence of a synopsis, and that takes up as much room as the pic.

That big pic of Adriana’s cooter takes up as much screen property as a handful of the others. It’s either the newest, or they just want me to see it. Either way, the couple dozens of scenes on the front page were added today. The site’s got a weird format that I’m not sure I like, but at least they’re updating all the time.

Watching Movies Through a Weird-Looking Tube

I know what most of you are you thinking: who gives a fuck about the layout? You’re more interested in the porn, right? It certainly looks good from the outside. Among the interracial threesomes and 18+ teen blowjobs are some cuckold sessions and taboo scenes. I’ve always been into that pseudo-taboo, so I click a thumbnail of a chick on her knees, gawking at her step-dad’s cock.

The actual video page, like the rest of XMoviesForYou, doesn’t look like a tube. The presentation is blog-style again. I get a short video description and a bigger image of the chick on the floor at the top. I also get the weirdest sense of deja vu; I think I banged this chick one time and then blacked out from all the Viagra I railed. Instead of the usual single video player like on every other site, there are three embedded on the page.

I clicked play on the first player on the screen. It buffered for about ten seconds before this tired and beautiful chick appeared on the screen, flipping through a book. StepDaddy comes up behind and starts rubbing her shoulders.

I skipped ahead to the doggystyle scene and it hit me. I know where I remember this chick from! I saw her getting boned on DadCrush (fake), although maybe I just remember that from the watermark on this hour-long porno movie.