YouJizz

Welcome to You Jizz (not “ujizz” or “jizz tube”)! According to a 2010 press release from the net filtering firm, Optenet, 37% of all the content on the internet is porn. Although this exact number has been contested by subsequent studies (that used different metrics, it is worth noting), there is no question that a significant portion of all content on the web is dedicated to getting off.

This should come as no surprise, though, considering that sex is one of the universal languages (alongside music). Don’t believe me? Say you go to Japan with zero knowledge of the language. You need to get to a distant city, so you take a train. Sitting in the seat across the aisle from you is a beautiful Japanese girl in a short plaid skirt and knee-high stockings. You notice her kind of eyeing you from her seat, but you shrug it off. Maybe it’s just a cultural thing, you think. Look away momentarily, look out the window, check out the scenery.

You can’t help yourself from thinking of that sexy 18+ Japanese schoolgirl, though, so you steal another quick glance. This time she is staring right at you and biting her lip. Her hands slowly start to move up her thigh. She parts her legs slightly. She hasn’t broken eye contact with you. Her hand keeps going up and up, until she’s gently rubbing her clit and seductively biting her finger. No words are necessary. She most certainly wants your dick. What are you waiting for, you jackass, you better go across that aisle and join her!

Sex, in other words, is one of the most deeply rooted human needs. Of course, it’s no surprise to learn, then, that sexual content dominates the internet, a place where the entire human race shares all of its knowledge and interests with one another.

That being said, since there is a dizzying amount of pornography on the web, it can be hard to sift through it all and separate the primo from the trash. Of all the adult sites on the web, many of them are porn tube sites. In the past decade or so, the tube site has risen to become the new industry standard of free porn. Gone are the days of file sharing and sneaking videos on Youtube. The tube is king. But there are just so many tube sites to choose from.

Which is exactly why I’m here, to tell you which sites are fap-worthy and which are trash. You’ve probably heard of Pornhub, Redtube, and Youporn (they dominate the tube porn industry). But have you ever heard of a site called Youjizz.com? No? Alright, why don’t we take a look then?