Let me take you for a celebrity nip slip and pokies ride at Taxi Driver Movie! Sometimes you just don’t want to settle for the easy, low hanging fruit. No, I’m not talking about that GILF down the street with the massive water-balloon tits. Pornstars are easy. Same with cam girls. You can hit up any porn site and watch do all sorts of kinky shit, but where’s the thrill? You’re supposed to see their tits, ass, and pussy. They’re not shy about that shit. Even the amateur content is meant for your eyes. The good shit is the stuff you were never meant to see. The accidental flash, upskirt, and nip slip. I’m talking about celebrity mistakes. There’s nothing like getting a secret glimpse at Jennifer Aniston’s panties as she bends over. I’d say getting a look at her nips was great, but just check out any episode of Friends and you’ll get plenty of that.
Celebrity slip-ups are more common than you’d think. There are thousands of moments caught on camera revealing exactly what they don’t want you to see. Often these pictures are behind premium paywalls, but have I got a treat for you today. Taxidrivermovie.com houses a huge catalog of free pinned porn images of all of your favorite actresses, singers, stars, and more! I’ve got no idea why the site takes on the theme and title of the 1976 classic mystery film Taxi Driver, but whatever. Doesn’t make any damn sense to me, but maybe I need to see the movie.
Anyway, this site is a decent contender as far as pin porn sites go. It’s got a solid monthly following at around 3 million site views. The site itself has been around since early 2004, so they have had plenty of time to beef up their catalog of sexy, celebrity mistakes. Now, the actual Taxi Driver movie has a pretty high rating on Rotten Tomatoes with a 98 percent. I have my doubts, but let’s see if the site lives up to the legacy of its namesake.
Basic Front Page, But Lacking in Useful Search Options
The front page is set up like any other pin porn site. You’ve got a full page of pictures that you can scroll through endlessly. The pictures themselves are pretty hot if nip slips and that kind of content is your fetish, but you won’t find many hardcore photos here. It’s all rather tame. Yeah, you’ll see a pic or two from some sex tapes, but you often have to click a link that takes you to another site to view it. I get it. This isn’t about videos or anything. Still, you won’t be getting many pics of hot facials, gangbangs, or anything like that here.
Looking around the front page, I found that you can’t even sort these images by anything except for category. No sort by rating, newest, top, etc. At least there are categories, but even those are pretty slim. You’ve got “Cameltoe, Movies, Nip Slip, Safe for Work, See Through, Topless, and Upskirt.” Honestly, that’s not a huge selection even for a niche site like this. Oh, and I don’t know how they consider the “Safe for Work” section to actually be SFW. It’s got see-through outfits and upskirts just the same as the other pages. I don’t think many offices would consider that appropriate.
Previews Don’t Give Enough Information About the Gallery
The previews are okay. You get to see a preview of the image, or the first image in the set if there are multiple. To tell if there is more than one image in the set, just look in the top right corner for a symbol. It doesn’t tell you how many images are in the set, but it means there are at least two. The only other bits of information you get in the preview are the title and how many people have favorited it. Confusingly enough, I could only find one image with more than one favorite. This is the front page. How are there not thousands?
Ton of Ads Disguised as Categories and Menu Options
Before you click on your favorite celeb, make sure to be on the lookout for ads. They are usually animated or something, but some of them are still images that look almost like they could be part of the site. Oh, and of course you’ll be getting pop-ups and auto-playing videos while you browse this site. It was pretty fucking obnoxious, but it’s free and you get what you get.
The only real menu this site has that is usable is the categories tab. All of the other tabs take you off-site to somewhere else, so we’re going to ignore that shit. We’re here for the celebrity nudes! When you click through on an image, you have a few options. You can scroll through and check them all out in a row. You can “zoom” in on them and flip through like a gallery, but the zoom function just made the pictures appear smaller than they originally did for me. You can favorite it, comment, or share it to social media if you want.
When you scroll past all of the photos, there will be a list of links that take you offsite for some reason. Lots of hidden ads here. Below those are a block of “suggested for you” images that all take you to different sites as well. At the bottom where the comments are, you can pin the image and follow the poster. I feel like that should be up top with all of the other buttons. It’s all ass backwards here. I did find that there is a little bit more in the way of search options if you use their search bar. You can type in a name and search by category, and most recent or most popular. Still not a lot, but better than nothing.
Some Nice Profile Features, But No Visible Way to Upload Content
If you sign up for a profile you get a few more site features that make it more worth using. You can pin pictures for later, follow users that post content you like, and probably upload your own content. I couldn’t find an option to upload, but there must be one, right? I’d assume so, but I can’t find a damn upload button for the life of me. If they have one, then it should be more obvious.
The mobile site is alright. It works, but it’s laid out weird. The previews are really big, and you have to scroll and scroll and scroll to get through anything. I don’t have that kind of time if I’m trying to get a quick nut. Having almost zero search options doesn’t help. The ads suck on mobile as well. All of the same shit I mentioned above though. At least they don’t try and push notifications. But the galleries load up just fine and the rest of the site works.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
As far as favorite features go, I guess being able to pin your favorite pics and shit is pretty neat. But this site doesn’t do much, if anything, that other more popular pin porn sites do. I think they’re actually limiting themselves by only having celebrity porn pics. I get having your own niche, but I found it pretty boring. I can get my fill of celebrity pics and regular porn pics elsewhere just as easily. At least the content they do have is pretty solid. All of the pics are high quality and there’s a ton to see here.
ThePornDude’s Suggestions
Suggestion time. Get some actual menus. So much of this site is taken up by links to other sites. It makes it feel like there’s not a lot of attention being placed on the content here. Also, show a view count and pin count on the preview images. If something is getting a lot of attention, then the odds are that I’ll want to see that shit. As is, everything looks the same. Next, make the upload feature, if you have it, more obvious. Next again, give me some more search features. It’s hard to find themed content here without spending hours sifting through shit. Oh, one last thing, rename your “movies” category to “ads” because that’s what it really is.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, I didn’t think this site was that great. The name is just as confusing as the navigation of the site is. It’s not easy to find what you want, there are a ton of ads that get in the way, and there isn’t anything else going on in site except the celebrity pictures. Every other menu is just an ad for another, probably better, site than this one. But, if you’re starved for some sexy celebrities, then you just might find a morsel or two here that can help you get off. Otherwise, I’d keep searching around.
