Redneck John! This guy might have the biggest dick in porn next to hung mother fuckers like Dredd and Mandingo. If you’ve never heard of him, he’s the new redneck in the biz who’s started letting sluts in his monster cock man cave. I don’t know if that thing is real, but holy shit, it’s huge! One of the first chicks I saw attempting to take his BWC (big white cock) was Rebel Rhyder, and I know how much she loves her ass stuffed. You can tell he selects only certain models capable of taking his monster cock in these scenes. For example, he’s big into anal gaping, but it’s not just any big dick.
He can actually say his dick is as long as his forearm without exaggerating. Sometimes you’ll see this dude suck his own cock while he’s at home masturbating. I’m sure some of you perverts have tried to do some shit like that before, but you’re not packing like Redneck John. So far, I’ve seen a lot of familiar faces. I like how he isn’t into casting newbie nymphos — he prefers experienced performers. I appreciate his effort to go after the baddest bitches in the business. I don’t mean baddest in how they look, even though they’re all sexy as hell.
These chicks are cum-crazy, and pretty much down for anything. You’ll see your favorite stars, such as Zaawaadi, Alexxa Vice, Eveline Dellai, Silvia Dellai, and everyone’s favorite, Rebel Rhyder. I went ahead and bought a membership to see how well her ass took that huge cock. It’s obviously not a real dick, but if pretending helps you horny bastards bust a nut — then we’ve officially found a mother fucker who has defeated Dredd.
I’m trying it out, and I’m going to let you fuckers know what it’s like to be subscribed to Redneck John and what all you can expect if you decide to jerk your johnson here. I don’t know if this guy is actually a redneck or what kind of redneck he’s supposed to be. However, I do know that that hung mother fucker sits at his computer and wanks until a whore comes over to finish him off, and that, my friends, is something I highly relate to.
How Does Redneck John Run?
Redneck John keeps it super simple. The site layout is a simple black background, and a dependable video player allows you to download and stream in HD as a member. Switching between the mobile site and your laptop is simple, and there’s no major difference in how the site is laid out that users might find inconvenient or inconsistent. The site is extremely user-friendly — almost too user-friendly with its scroll-only design. There aren’t any buttons that take you to different parts of the website, like the model’s page.
To explore the site further, all you have to do is keep scrolling instead of clicking links. The only buttons on the site are for logging in or joining. That’s where you’ll see every scene, from the latest to the greatest. You can use the search bar at the top of the page to find a specific scene or model. There are a few filter options with similar search recommendations. Other than that, each scene is divided into different parts.
Although there’s not a unique trailer for each scene, Redneck John includes vivid thumbnails and photo previews from the scene. This is definitely more of a niche site for certain types of performers. It has the potential to grow into a much larger site, and I’d love to see more actresses make appearances. I noticed many of the same models did part one and part two of their scenes. The first part of the movie usually starts with the female performer being hesitant to fuck him, but after seeing how big he is, they always think twice.
Part two is usually part of the fap flick where they end up fucking, and this is usually where the intense anal starts and the blowjobs get super sloppy. If you want to dick-dive straight into the hardcore action, start with part two, my dudes. It makes it look like there are more videos than there are, but the entire library has multiple videos of the same girl from the same shoot. Expect a fuck ton of anal gapes, deep pussy-punding, and gagging blowjobs — hopefully, you’re into that shit.
I was surprised at the attention to detail they put into these videos, from the set to the storyline. The storyline is simple: Redneck John is a lot like me; he watches porn all day, beats his meat, and sometimes a nasty nympho comes over to take care of his huge boner. A typical scene starts with John eating some shitty food, firing up his old-ass computer, and about 2 minutes into porn, he has to call up one of his whores to fuck. He’s a sloppy trailer trash type of guy, but these nasty nymphos are into it. Redneck John needs a special kind of girl, not just a pretty face.
These chicks have proven to be able to take a dick as big as John’s — real or not. Any chick that comes over to this guy’s house isn’t going to leave with the same opening size. I like the different personalities of these chicks, like Alexxa Vice, who has a hard time getting her payment from a broke-ass redneck. She ends up fucking him regardless and gets her asshole and pussy demolished by his huge dick. Well into the scene, he’s gaped her so good she’s spreading her tatted cheeks, shoving her entire hand in her asshole. I highly recommend you horny bastards watch that shit when you join.
Membership Prices
The membership plans at Redneck John are decent — while not the best in porn right now, they’re fair for a new site. Sticking with the 30-day full-access membership costs $34.90 per month. One of my favorite deals on the site is the 90-day full-access membership for $74.90, paid once. It’s a good option for perverts who forget to unsubscribe after watching all the videos but still want enough time to watch them.
If you want to ensure you don’t miss the new releases for a year, the annual full-access membership costs $119.90. Regarding payment methods, they only take Visa and MasterCard through Simply Digital Billing. This is a secure and discreet company that will show up on your card statements. Don’t worry, fuckers; there won’t be any adult references on your monthly statement. If you want to cancel, contact the billing company and the site admins at any time to ensure you aren’t charged before the site rebills you.
Only One Video Trailer
The only thing wrong with the site is that it only shows one video trailer cut into a montage. After you watch it, it’ll pop up on other videos and eventually nudge you to the signup screen. What can you expect from a premium site? A premium cock-block — to avoid that, you’ll have to sign up. I’ve got to give them credit, though; it’s not a bad little trailer. One thing I learned from watching it is that there’s enough semen in John’s sack to hose a bitch down with cum like those one-guy bukkake videos from the early 2000s.
Besides that, maybe they should make trailers for each scene so viewers can find out what they’re in for. Not every scene is going to do it for you. I saw a few scenes with a fuck-ton of footjobs. There was this one-footjob scene with twin sisters, Eveline Dellai and Silvia Dellai, who tag-teamed Redneck John’s dick with their toes. If foot plays your fancy, this scene will have you seeing double with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen — almost too big for two bitches at once.
Big-Dick Hillbilly Gone Wild
There will be more uploads in time, but it seems like a fairly new site, so there are fewer than you’d think. Still, Redneck John has the full package and even carries a unique theme into each video. It’s usually the same story, but each girl brings a perverted twist to the scene. My favorite has to be Rebel’s video, but second to her is Alexxa Vice’s video — she started taking it hard as fuck at the end. I’ll let you perverts see for yourselves.
Rednck John likes his bitches all-natural like they haven’t showered in days — an interesting wardrobe choice. Bringing on chicks like Rebel Rhyder, a true perverted performer, is what makes scenes like “Destruction of Greasy-Haired Blonde — Part 1 and 2” so damn good. She’s an anal girl, and with Redneck John’s huge cock, he stretches her asshole out to a completely new diameter. You gape-loving goons will love this one.
So, overall, there’s really nothing to bitch about. I like that John keeps it simple. It’s a little expensive for just one site, but I don’t give a fuck about how much money I spend on porn anymore. I always find something new to buy or subscribe to, and Redneck John is definitely one of them. I’m curious about the new stars that will stop by later this year. Subscribe to Redneck John if you like the idea of hillbilly monstrous cocks gape-fucking the sickest sluts in porn. Enjoy, perverts!
