Hello beautiful people.
I have at this point probably reviewed tens of thousands of smut websites. Of them, I have looked at hundreds and hundreds of light fetish, BDSM, and ‘extreme’ erotica platforms. At this point it is rare that I ever think “Surely, I have seen it all” but it is still nice to be surprised. UnusualPeople.com is one of those platforms that almost got me to that point. I am sure that based on those words and the thumbnail on this article you have some ideas, but to get all of the juicy details you’ll have to dive right in through this little review.
This Jerk Off Site Has Gimmicks Galore
Keeping with the name, all of the ladies in every scene have a feature that sets them apart from anyone else in porn, web camming, or any other part of the skin business.
They do not list the names of all of the performers in the scene but it might be best to refer to them by their onsite award number. Starting with No. 9, in addition to being able to take stud sausage like a champion, she squirts more than any other smut start than Adriana Chechik.
No. 7 is a pair of grannies with amazingly anatomically correct-looking cocks and yet apparently are not trans. No. 4 has not only a dick but three breasts just like the chick in Total Recall, and No. 12 reportedly has the world’s largest erect clitoris. No. 11 clearly has had more plastic surgery than Amanda Lepore and No. 5 has the largest natural breasts in porn. Together they weigh 40 kg or 89 pounds, so they might be the biggest knockers on the planet.
Rarely, you’ll see a woman who has been on other sites like No. 13, also called “Maxi Booty” or “Dump Truck,” who has been seen on MikeBigDick.com. But other than her, all the rest of the babes seem to be unique to this site. As a side, you should see my review of that platform as well since I gave it four and a half hands, too.
See Several Scene Samples For Free
It kind of annoys me that a ton of smut sites offer highly limited trailers or none at all. Unusual People is not so stingy as they have a great site trailer and more ways to get previews for free. Right now, xFree has twenty video clips which collectively have almost five million views. There are even more on their Fansly as well but to get full access you’ll need an account, but you won’t need one to access their Twitter feed.
The Cost To Join Is Higher Than It Should
If you like extreme, gimmicky, or flat-out freaky fap material then you’ll likely, like this site as much as I do. But I am not too keen on the monthly access cost though. To get thirty days of access, you’ll have to put up $34.90! It gets a little less steep because at $74.90 for 90 days, you’ll end up paying about $25 a month. That’s not too bad but still a bit much for a website which does not have that much content compared to others that charge that much.
Paying for half a year costs $119.90 which is $0.67 and much better than the alternative, but over a hundred dollars is a lot even for an annual membership on other porn sites. If you ask me, the cost of membership is the biggest factor that keeps me from giving UnusualPeople.com a perfect score.
Here’s The Real Question: Is Any Of This Real?
Of course, you might be wondering if the body parts of these performers are real at all. Well, Dump Truck’s tremendous booty certainly is. I am not entirely sure about the dicks on all of their trans chicks. No. 3’s curtain, half-arm length pubic hair may or may not, but does it really matter? This is porn! It’s about fantasy, so let’s wrap this up.
Still, it is fantastically freaky enough and will surely have more hot media to come. I am giving this one four hands out of five. Have a fantastic day, beautiful people.
